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  • Anyone need a Truly Evil rooster???

    Again I love the honesty in advertising.... Disclaimer: not my rooster

    http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/grd/3622275117.html

  • #2
    Love it!
    Semi Feral

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    • #3
      bleeding heart

      stewing makes even tough roosters edible!

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      • #4
        Made me laugh.
        Nor would I ever allow him to go to anyone I suspected had fighting roosters. It would be unfair to the other roosters.
        Horse Show Names Free name website with over 6200 names. Want to add? PM me!

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        • #5
          Please put "I am ready to suffer" in your title if you would like me to answer.
          I am actually laughing ridiculously loud at work, and people are starting to give me dirty looks. Thanks for sharing.

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          • #6
            Have had my fair share of truly evil roosters. Thankfully, I found a guy in the area who will come get my young ones to stew The minute I know they are a rooster, they are gone. Heck, he doesn't know it but I have had some I would have paid him to take!

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            • #7
              Bwahahahaha
              <>< Sorrow Looks Back. Worry Looks Around. Faith Looks Up! -- Being negative only makes a difficult journey more difficult. You may be given a cactus, but you don't have to sit on it.

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              • #8
                I love his name - I can relate, I used to have a chinese silkie that was just like this. The bastard finally kicked up his toes from old age, despite all my efforts to kill him.

                Just in case the ad goes poof:"If you are looking for an evil nemisis I have your rooster, Sneaky Bastard is 2 pounds of pure devil spawn, Do not let his beautiful long feathers fool you. They are just there to disguise his giant pair of NUTS! He is a 1 year old rare breed Japanese Yokohama.His favorite trick is to hide in the bushes and attack you from behind. His loud crowing can be heard from miles around... all day long.

                Why not wring his neck for Coq au vin you ask? I know he would be to tough and stringy. Nor would I ever allow him to go to anyone I suspected had fighting roosters. It would be unfair to the other roosters.

                So if you like having to constantly be on your toes in the barn, If you enjoy being stalked. If you have neighbors you
                would like to make miserable and keep up all night. If you have no regard for your ankles or the ankles of others I have your rooster. Please put" I am ready to suffer" in your title if you would like me to answer.

                No PETA nut jobs need to give me crap. I hand raised this boy and fed him treats, let him free range and tried to love him and be good to him. This proves Love does not always triumph over evil. "
                Last edited by PRS; Feb. 19, 2013, 03:35 PM.
                "My biggest fear is that when I die my husband is going to try to sell all my horses and tack for what I told him they cost."

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                • #9
                  LOL!
                  “Pray, hope, and don't worry.”

                  St. Padre Pio

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                  • #10
                    BwaHaHaHa!!!
                    Great ad!

                    I had his brother - gorgeous rust-red & cream ~5# of mutt rooster I hand-raised and learned to hate.
                    My Evil Bastard met his doom defending his hens from a fox.
                    An honorable end, but I have to admit I almost wanted to thank the fox.
                    *friend of bar.ka*RIP all my lovely boys, gone too soon:
                    Steppin' Out 1988-2004
                    Hey Vern! 1982-2009, Cash's Bay Threat 1994-2009
                    Sam(Jaybee Altair) 1994-2015

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                    • #11
                      hhahaha that's hilarious!!
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                      • #12
                        Do not let his beautiful long feathers fool you. They are just there to disguise his giant pair of NUTS!
                        That is the best ever....LMAOOOOO
                        Draumr Hesta Farm
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                        • #13
                          LMAO!! Best craigslist ad of the day, for sure!

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                          • #14
                            Craziest ad for sure......so had to go look up more info from the Yokohama chicken web site....
                            Thot this made it even funnier./...
                            Special Consideration/Notes on Yokohama Chickens: Yokohamas are docile, friendly, unusually quiet chickens ..........

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                            • #15
                              I saw this one the other day. Sent it out to everybody. Oh no not my roo, I have no bird fowl. Just wild birds which I dearly LOVE. Especially my carolina wrens!

                              Supper anybody?
                              Coq au vin?


                              http://nashville.craigslist.org/grd/3619217463.html

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                              • #16
                                Had to show this to my high school senior when he got home from school. He blew milk out of his nose laughing when he got to the fighting rooster part.

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                                • #17
                                  Ha! I think I've met quite a few of his relatives in my day!
                                  Don't fall for a girl who fell for a horse just to be number two in her world... ~EFO

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                                  • #18
                                    HA I have one of those in my freezer right now. Rotten little bastard used to attack my kids. Mean roosters belong is stew pots or freezers
                                    If i'm posting on Coth, it's either raining so I can't ride or it's night time and I can't sleep.

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                                    • #19
                                      Yokohamas are pretty cool. The ad is hilarious. I have a very, very mean rooster named Snowflake, he's a Silkie.
                                      I LOVE my Chickens!

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                                      • #20
                                        It takes a tough bird to make a tender coq au vin.

                                        Crockpot. Works great.

                                        No more mean roosters for me, thanks. Been there done that got the PTSD to prove it.
                                        Brothers and sisters, I bid you beware
                                        Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.
                                        -Rudyard Kipling

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