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  • #61
    Originally posted by Maryalden View Post
    Wow! Now there's a dentist I wouldn't mind being drilled by!
    <splutters>




    ok, I have a dirty mind, I admit it.
    "Adulthood? You're playing with ponies. That is, like, every 9 year old girl's dream. Adulthood?? You're rocking the HELL out of grade 6, girl."

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    • #62
      Wellspotted, you have a good point. I HATE the sound of the drill. Perhaps wearing that little bib, and nothing elese, would make up for it?
      God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

      Voltaire.

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      • #63
        It might depend on who was wearing the bib ...

        (and where!)
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        • #64
          My apologies of this has already been posted, but here's the dentist celebrating his victory.

          http://www.horses.nl/videos/bekijken/636

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          • #65
            Dr. Disco!

            Oh God! That's so funny. What a great video of the team celebrating. I like him even more, although, I probably wouldn't take him dancing.
            God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

            Voltaire.

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            • #66
              Ein Lied

              Ooh, ooh, dental love
              Das ist die beste!
              Ooh, ooh, dental love,
              Das macht meine Zähne weiss
              Ich liebe mein Zahnarzt
              Mit seinem großen Pferd
              Und seinem Zahnstucker --
              OOH! Dental love …
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              • #67
                Originally posted by lukas1987 View Post
                My apologies of this has already been posted, but here's the dentist celebrating his victory.

                http://www.horses.nl/videos/bekijken/636
                Play That Funky Music White Boy! Get Down And Boogie ...
                The cue card kid just held up an empty cue card. For a minute there I thought I had lost my sense of humor. --- Red Skelton

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                • #68
                  Ode To Dr. Romeike....

                  Oh, my German Dentist,
                  I love you more than William Rehnquist.
                  When you dance, you defy mere gravity.
                  I wish you were a drill, and I your cavity.
                  God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

                  Voltaire.

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                  • #69
                    Oh my...
                    Thus do we growl that our big toes have, at this moment, been thrown up from below!

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                    • #70
                      Originally posted by pony grandma View Post
                      Play That Funky Music White Boy! Get Down And Boogie ...


                      Yes well it would seem that the dutch, danes, and germans have ZERO "soul". White white bread.

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                      • #71
                        The tune in his head while dancing ...

                        "If you like my pony,
                        And you think I'm sexy,
                        Come on, COTHgirls, dance with me!"
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                        • #72
                          do i spy Isabel and Heike attempting to get down with that, too?

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                          • #73
                            big party last night at the muenster airport to welcome them back:

                            http://sports.webshots.com/album/565499964PUlwIU

                            http://www.buschreiter.de/hongkong25.html

                            and some more from the "dentist":
                            http://www.buschreiter.de/hongkong23.html
                            http://hippologi.com

                            http://muensterland-pferde.de

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                            • #74
                              Originally posted by TexasTB View Post
                              do i spy Isabel and Heike attempting to get down with that, too?
                              When I went to college, back in the late 60's, the first college experience that I had was the black girls on the dorm floor. They grabbed all of us white chicks into the hall space by the bathrooms and taught us how to dance. They were LOL having a good time with us. No wild jerky flinging movements allowed. Small slow controlled smooth sensual ones. It was a wonderful experience for all of us. It broke the ice and we had a very friendly open minded dorm floor.

                              So nice to see the Germans thoroughly loosening up and enjoying their fun!!
                              The cue card kid just held up an empty cue card. For a minute there I thought I had lost my sense of humor. --- Red Skelton

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                              • #75
                                What a lovely story, pony grandma. I'm glad to have read that.

                                Thanks, fannie mae, for the links. What wonderful pictures! Would that sort of thing ever happen over here, I wonder (US)?

                                I want the hat!

                                So--at home "our" dentist is "Hini." Cute.
                                Last edited by Wellspotted; Aug. 18, 2008, 10:46 PM.
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                                • #76
                                  I just read Roan's lovely post ...

                                  They say that on St Patrick's Day we're all Irish ...

                                  I guess for this day we've all been German ...
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                                  • #77
                                    And Yet More Video Clips ...

                                    Has anyone else seen these?

                                    This is Part 1 --
                                    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVTaE...eature=related

                                    I have not watched the whole thing (I have VERY slow dial-up and it is late and I am very sleepy). Just thought I'd post the link (apologies if someone else already has done so).

                                    Er spricht Englisch!
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                                    • #78
                                      Originally posted by lukas1987 View Post
                                      My apologies of this has already been posted, but here's the dentist celebrating his victory.

                                      http://www.horses.nl/videos/bekijken/636


                                      I'll teach him to dance if he'll teach me to ride! LOL!
                                      Barbara www.customstockties.com
                                      Tulsa-QH; Schnickelfritz-Holsteiner; Atikus-Danish Warmblood; Buddy-QH/TB; Winston-Shire; Thomas-Percheron/TB; Mac-Belgian Draft, gone but never forgotten

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                                      • #79
                                        Interview With a Dentist

                                        I only understood one word in ten (or one in twenty!), but this interview takes place in an interesting-looking barn and I thought I'd post this link, just for the scenery if nothing else:

                                        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRSPMoL2M8s
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