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  • #21
    I am ambidextrious (sp?): I could write with both my left and right hand, I am a vegan, and I am scared of feet too!

    Speak kindly to your little horse,
    And soothe him when he wheezes,
    Or he may turn his back on you,
    And kick you where he pleases.


    • #22
      My eyes are two different colors. My pupils are two different sizes. I wear contact lenses to hide this (and to see clearly). It's distracting to people who are trying to talk to me if I don't put the lenses in.

      I can write upside down and backwards with either hand.

      I can't stand feet either. I even have trouble picking up my son's socks. Ewwwweeewww!!!


      Breeder of Superior Sport Horse Prospects.
      Oakleigh Sporthorses
      Oakleigh Sporthorses Sale Horses


      • #23
        <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Adelita:
        I hate feet. Can't stand 'em. They make me want to puke.

        Wear a smile, have friends.
        Wear a frown, have wrinkles.



        I am terrified of bridges, clowns, and heights...Lots of other things too.

        I've had mono 4 times, I had my tonsils out last winter and THEY ARE GROWING BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        I used to eat uncooked oatmeal too!!!

        I'd rather speak Spanish than English.

        Hmm...Lots of other stuff but I can't think right now!!



        • #24
          I'm scared of marionettes. (I know I can't spell that correctly). Their mouths give me the creeps.

          I CANNOT touch popsicle sticks. Ever. I have to wrap the wrapper of the popsicle around the stick and I can't bite the stick either. My boyfriend finds this fascinating, and will try to poke me with popsicle sticks for hours.

          **I laugh in the face of danger! -- Then I hide until it goes away.**
          Proud Member of the 'OPH' Clique
          bombs away is your punishment/pulverize the eiffel towers/who criticize your government


          • #25
            i am accident prone and constantly injured in some shape or form, from a huge nasty scrapee on my finger to a broken foot

            and yet i continue to work with horses

            **you're not that cute AND you're not that special**

            Co-founder of White Trash Dressage (WTD)
            also available on Amazon.com


            • Original Poster

              <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> I've never been drunk due to the fact I am SCARED TO DEATH of throwing up. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

              Same here!!

              ~Erin B #1
              What is Irish diplomacy?
              It’s the ability to tell a man to go to hell,
              So that he will look forward to making the trip.
              Erin B #1


              • #27
                Almost 25% of my body is tattooed. My husband is an artist. You should see me cover up at shows! I have to wear long sleeves all day so the judge never gets a peak. I've tested this theory out.
                \"Let the civilized world go to the devil! Long live nature, forests, and ancient poetry.\" --Theodore Rousseau


                • #28
                  I was born with 6 fingers on each hand and 6 toes on each foot.

                  Owned by:
                  Cute as a Bugsear (Bugs) JC OTTTB (Isella x Annie Somebody)
                  Pippen (Frodo) ATA Anglo Trakehner (Paramoure x Cute as a Bugsear)
                  ~Amy~ TrakehNERD clique
                  *Bugs 5/86-3/10 OTTB Mare* RIP lovely Lady, I miss you
                  *Frodo '03 Anglo Trakehner Gelding*
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                  • #29
                    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>
                    But if you really want another weird fact...I have enormous hands that I hate. I'm the only girl I've ever met who can palm a basketball.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                    I can palm a basketball too.

                    I can read upside down, backwards...anything, you name it.

                    I finished the 4th HP book in...8- 10 hours. Maybe less, I forget.

                    Equitation - The ability to keep a smile on your face and proper posture while your horse tries to crowhop, shy and buck his way around a show ring.


                    *Proud new owner of Follow My Rules, reg'd bay appendix QH gelding*
                    Try My Rules


                    • #30
                      My mom is a complete vegetarian and my dad eats all meat....I am a halfling - I only eat/like poultry.

                      I have "extra fat" lumps on the bottom of my feet. I was born with them. (I hate feet too)

                      Music the great communicator ~ use two sticks to make it in the nature-RHCP


                      • #31
                        I was an at-home winner on the Bozo Show when I was 6.

                        I have no depth perception... or, at least, not "normal" depth perception. I had esotropia (one eye turning in) as a baby and had surgery to correct it, but I never developed binocular vision, hence no depth perception.

                        I actually only "see" out of one eye at a time... the other one is just kind of peripheral vision. I can switch back and forth at will, and whichever one I'm not looking out of, the pupil is just a titch higher...so when I switch back and forth, the pupils go up and down independently. It's my stupid human trick and was the source of endless entertainment among drunk people when I was in college.

                        Now, I want to hear about dancing lawn's three dead fiances!!


                        • #32
                          Dancign Lawn...

                          I hate styrafoam. Anyone saying that word gives me goosebumps. If I see anyone touch styraphoam or even worse, hear the sound of it, I instantly start gagging.


                          • #33
                            Say...this isn't an ID theft scam, is it?

                            We'll have to get Daventry to sort you out!

                            "Enjoy every day with your horses, for they truly are a gift of life." - L. Wilson
                            Only one cat - must not be totally crazy yet!


                            • #34
                              I am always scared that I am dying (i.e. if I have a headache...I diagnos myself with a brain tumor...etc)

                              I am so scared to throw up (like I mentioned before) when I was a child, my mother had the Dr. put me on Sugar Pills that I thought made me not throw-up.

                              I do NOT step on cracks___________

                              And I am a NON-COMPLIANT Juvenille Diabetic. Have been disbetic for 22 years and do not take care of myself (which I find a bit stange with my dying phobia )

                              I dated 3 of my husbands brothers before I married him.....

                              ~We all rise, We all fall....Get up and get over it ~
                              ~~If Ponies were people, they\'d all be in Jail~~

                              ~We all rise, We all fall....Get up and get over it ~


                              Gonna parteee like it\'s MY birthday~~~~ (kind of) 50 cent


                              • #35
                                For one, I can't STAND to see anyone bend their ear over! EWWWWWWWWWWW! Its GROSS!

                                When my nasty little siblings caught wind of this they used to torture me with it all the time.

                                I also go around talking to myself a lot. I remember my mother doing this when I was a child. I'd say "what" and she would say "just talking to myself." My daughter does this too. I have had at least one roomate and a former SO who picked up the same habit after being around me for a significant amount of time.

                                Dancing Lawn! That's just freaky! Sorry to hear about it, but I think you do deserve some sort of prize!

                                Founder and president of the No-Legged Rider Clique
                                Snap Dragon's mom.


                                • #36
                                  <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>

                                  I hate styrafoam. Anyone saying that word gives me goosebumps. If I see anyone touch styraphoam or even worse, hear the sound of it, I instantly start gagging.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                                  I'm sorry but I can't help myself from uncontraollably giggling. Reading that, I pictured someone touching styrafoam and starting to gag and ahhh that is just too funny. No offense to you of course it was just one of those unexpected funny things, ok im going to stop.

                                  As for meeeeee....

                                  I have my tongue peirced.
                                  I am deathly afraid of trains.
                                  I say "What time it is?" instead of "What time is it?" I have tried and just can't say it right.
                                  I can walk, trot, canter, and jump on all fours.
                                  When I was really little, I used to eat butter out of the tub. (Makes me gag thinking about it now)
                                  I used to have an imaginary dog named Shep.
                                  There is so much more but I will end it here.

                                  *Member of the BLONDE Clique*
                                  *Member of the Colorful Helmets Clique*


                                  • #37
                                    Hmmm, lets see....

                                    I don't drive (see bad eyesight thread)

                                    Though I DO have my lisence, I had to cheat to get it. (again, see eyesight thread)

                                    I had bunion surgery when I was 12.

                                    I met my husband at a New Years Eve Party, though I had known of him before that, as he dated my then best friend for 3 months

                                    He preposed to me on the racetrack, WHILE we were galloping.

                                    He gave me my ring during 11:00 PM barn check. I had a flake of alfalfa in one hand, and a water bucket in the other.

                                    Click HERE for something almost as addicting as COTH :-)
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                                    • #38
                                      i can suck my upper lip part way up my nose... it is funny and lotz of ppl think it is gross!!


                                      • #39
                                        I wore a purple corduroy jumpsuit to interview Sting. Somewhere in CBC's vaults, there may remain evidence of this fashion crime.


                                        • #40
                                          <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kels:

                                          EWWWWWWWWW LINDA ME TOO!!!!!!!

                                          I am terrified of bridges, clowns, and heights...Lots of other things too.

                                          I've had mono 4 times, I had my tonsils out last winter and THEY ARE GROWING BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                          I used to eat uncooked oatmeal too!!!

                                          I'd rather speak Spanish than English.

                                          Hmm...Lots of other stuff but I can't think right now!!


                                          LMAO Kels!

                                          I was at the nail place a while ago, and they did a pedicure on someone and left a big ole rind of toenail just laying on the floor. I thought I was gonna lose it, I had to ask them to pick it up and throw it away. ICK!

                                          I had my tonsils out too, about four years ago, knock on wood they aren't back! How miserable, growing the dang things back.

                                          People picking at stuff (loose skin, sores, zits) grosses me out beyond belief, too. In fact, any mention of "dead skin" and I'm outta there. EWWWWWW.

                                          I am a coffee addict. I drink a whole pot in the morning (STRONG, too, the Italian stuff), but make it super light with milk and put three tablespoons of sugar in each cup. Then I go to Coffee Bean twice a day, and have two large Dark brews, both super light and each with 15 packets of sugar in them.

                                          I'm scared of dolls, and I'm scared of the dark. I won't look in a mirror when the room is dark, I saw Candyman and it scarred me for life.

                                          I used to eat raw hamburger when I was a kid, I'd steal it when my mom was making burgers and eat it by the handful.

                                          I also used to eat Jello mix by the box, by dipping my fingers in, licking them, and re-dipping.

                                          Wear a smile, have friends.
                                          Wear a frown, have wrinkles.

                                          You can't have everything. Where would you put it all?