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  • Originally posted by skippy60 View Post
    They lived a calm, happy life until they had a sweet little colt named Dobbert.
    -__>
    ''''
    The end. For now, that is.

    -------------( + )
    ------------------/
    ----------- -__/>
    ------------->>

    Little Dobbert turned out be a little sh!tstorm. A very cute and lovable sh!tstorm, but a sh!tstorm nonetheless.

    His antics include....
    If i smell like peppermint, I gave my horse treats.
    If I smell like shampoo, I gave my horse a bath.
    If I smell like manure, I tripped.

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    • Stealing originally-headless-horse-that-now-has-a-head's fruity drinks...
      -__>
      '' ''____*mine*____|fruityyums|

      And leaving behind the evidence.
      ___________________-__>
      |fruityICKS|______'' '' *heehee*

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      • Originally posted by skippy60 View Post
        Stealing originally-headless-horse-that-now-has-a-head's fruity drinks...
        -__>
        '' ''____*mine*____|fruityyums|

        And leaving behind the evidence.
        ___________________-__>
        |fruityICKS|______'' '' *heehee*

        Alas, little dobbert knew not the ill-effects of said fruity yums, for just 15 minutes later, Dobette found her wee one in a state of woozy disrepair.
        (I've been watching Shakespeare plays, can you tell )




        _____________~___-----------\____~
        -------------------`` ``------------- //----\\
        If i smell like peppermint, I gave my horse treats.
        If I smell like shampoo, I gave my horse a bath.
        If I smell like manure, I tripped.

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        • Ohhhhh THAT kind of fruity drinks... huh... i just now got that.

          ... D'Oh

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          • Originally posted by skippy60 View Post
            Ohhhhh THAT kind of fruity drinks... huh... i just now got that.

            ... D'Oh
            If i smell like peppermint, I gave my horse treats.
            If I smell like shampoo, I gave my horse a bath.
            If I smell like manure, I tripped.

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            • Somewhat of a nostalgic bump...haven't been to this thread in years probably. I was surfing through old stories and almost spit my coffee out when I read this:

              Originally posted by Reynard Ridge View Post
              Bottled water. Check.
              Crackers and Peanut Butter. Check.
              Cell Phone charged and located. Check.
              Duct Tape (Blue, Red, White, Pink, Purple and Orange). Check
              Gas Tank full ( $59!!?? WTF??). Check.

              We're ready.

              Oh. Wait. I meant to post this on the "Ready for Gustav" thread. Sorry.
              A whole $59 to fill up the tank. The indignance! Over a hundred buckaroos to fill up the truck now thought it was a little funny though

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              • I was going to be all sorts of productive today, and then someone posted a link to this thread.

                Productive day ---- fail

                Getting exercise quota in by laughing so much...win

                I need a book mark so I can mark where I got to, going to be a long read.
                "He's not even a good pathological liar." Mara

                "You're just a very desperate troll, and not even a good one. You're like middle-school troll at best. Like a goblin, not even a troll." et_fig

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                • I got to the pony and child chased by ostrich (or rhea), with donkey photo bomb, stick art and laughed so hard I scared the dog. Because that is one of my all-time favorite YouTube videos! Has anyone seen the version put to music?

                  ETA link: http://youtu.be/tih_qRPacVY

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                  • One of the greatest threads of all time!
                    <>< Sorrow Looks Back. Worry Looks Around. Faith Looks Up! -- Being negative only makes a difficult journey more difficult. You may be given a cactus, but you don't have to sit on it.

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                    • Originally posted by ChocoMare View Post
                      One of the greatest threads of all time!
                      This one really should have a sticky...
                      You have to have experiences to gain experience.

                      1998 Morgan mare Mythic Feronia "More Valley Girl Than Girl Scout!"

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                      • Spam reported. Interesting thread selection to sell sewing machines...
                        ~~ How do you catch a loose horse? Make a noise like a carrot! - British Cavalry joke ~~

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                        • But love it when a gem gets bumped
                          "He's not even a good pathological liar." Mara

                          "You're just a very desperate troll, and not even a good one. You're like middle-school troll at best. Like a goblin, not even a troll." et_fig

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                          • Moved to Favorites for posterity!

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                            • Originally posted by KBC View Post
                              But love it when a gem gets bumped
                              Good point! I agree.
                              ~~ How do you catch a loose horse? Make a noise like a carrot! - British Cavalry joke ~~

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