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I'm going to do it!!!! A COTH BB Movie!!!!!!!!!!

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    Jair thank you I see that all those sleepless nights have paid off, I am getting great feedback from the proddy's on how things are going up there.

    Why is SIMONS character about 150 pounds underweight! and blond!! Hello VT, darling I said imagine Pollack not Warhol in Drag!!!

    Heidi, darling can you still cybershake a fabulous dirty Martini! I feel a headcahe!

    And just where is MargaretF and HN73 I would like to know! Oh Hedid send it high priority!!!

    Ciao Daarlingsss

    "All life is precious"
    Sophie Scholl


    • Since I'm just a wannabe and have not been included even though I finally am in the 3-digit-posts(!), I suppose I will cast myself as the reclusive movie critic who sits in her high tower and casts aspersions on you all. WAAAAAAAHHHH. (however, given the Proper role, I will get off my high horse . . . .)


      • Original Poster

        dqwannabe, you are the Head Costume designer and Fashion editor!!!
        "All life is precious"
        Sophie Scholl


        • Well dahling, why don't you just sit your self down and let me pour you some bubbly. I have a feeling that you will want to hear All About my teensy weensy little part [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img]
          "If you would have only one day to live, you should spend at least half of it in the saddle."


          • someone always gets left off.

            I'll be the critic.


            • MOE-MOE!!!!!!!!!!!!

              VT is hogging Malkevich ALL to herself and YOU KNOW how much I need my playthings!!!!!!!!

              Honestly, HOW can I be expected to immerse myself into the serious, emotionally charged role of the shallow Coreen if I CANNOT HAVE MY TIME WITH MALKEVICH?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

              Must call my agent... Canter, where ARE you?
              Your crazy is showing. You might want to tuck that back in.


              • Ok, I really really really would like a part in the movie!!!!!


                • VT isn't hogging anything, in fact I am so fed up with all these primadonna's and their stupid demands.

                  I just booked the dressing rooms for when we film the Culpeper scenes. Listen to these lists of demands...

                  K Spade - must have a tanning bed in her dressing room

                  Scuba Steve - must have a *Sync burned CD of all their hits

                  slugger - wants a mini bar full of gin and tonics

                  DMK - you yourself asked for a massage from the God-like creature

                  MAZ - wants a pole to practice her erotic dances on

                  Kennett Square has asked for a featherbed made of cardinal feathers to rest on before her performance.

                  Duffy - well she is easy to please. She has just asked for a bottle of water and a bag of Hershey's kisses - that's the kind of budget we are dealing with.

                  God people I am about to lose it! The Quantum can only take so much of running back and forth from Culpeper to Richmond to fulfill the demands of you unreasonable people!


                  • Original Poster

                    Character revisions 2:30 p.m. EST 3/21/01 please read character/actor post #1!
                    "All life is precious"
                    Sophie Scholl


                    • I'm standing firm on my mini-bar and not signing any contracts until I get it! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img]


                      • Original Poster

                        Actually VtRider, Slugger was wondering if we could add a Lake Placid and a Biltmore scene in? I told her we would see what the budget allows..

                        by the way my dear that was $100.40 your are allocated for lunch a day, I do hope you didn't pay $100.40 for a tab and chips without paying attention, do I have to send the match the Presidents to the bills exercise over again??

                        "All life is precious"
                        Sophie Scholl


                        • Moesha darling - I simply had to let the scars from my latest face lift heal. i mean, how could I possibly do battle with HN73 over Frank without a nip and a tuck?

                          But here I am, ready willing and able to do battle.

                          Take that, HN!


                          • No Biltmore or Lake Placid scenes - period!...It's Culpeper or Henrico County Dog and Pony Show - you pick!

                            I am not some marionatte that y'all can pull and tug to your heart's dismay!


                            • VT, my dear little thing, you are confused... I did not ASK for anything.. I only deal in demands...
                              Your crazy is showing. You might want to tuck that back in.


                              • Well Ms. Thing (DMK) - maybe if you started asking instead of demanding, people would actually WANT to do nice things for you.

                                Just got off the cell with the God-Like Creature - the conversation led to how snippy you can be - so he said no massage for you! You will just have to deal with going on stage with a hurt back!

                                DevilDog - what size DKNY suit do you want for your FBI role?

                                Ponyperson - your demand for new custom Vogels just for this role is a bit far fetched. You will wear your black paddock boots and we will wrap your legs with black vet wrao to make it look like you are wearing field boots.

                                However, since R&R is our princess, she will get whatever new colors of Van Teal shirts she wants [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img]

                                TeriK - please return the test limo ASAP - you were only suppose to try it out around a few blocks of Tampa - not taking Leo's entire barn to Water Country USA!


                                • Can I be head wrangler? I can supply a darling pony who is quite a drama queen.

                                  I'll have my people call your people.
                                  Check out my barn\'s website: Hillbilly Farms!


                                  • OK, Warning fellow innocent BB'ers - epic, diva-sized temper tantrum about to happen......

                                    JAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VT is DESTROYING my creative impulses!!!! Your Oscar is GONE!!!!!!!!
                                    Your crazy is showing. You might want to tuck that back in.


                                    • Slugger darling, why didn't you just come to me first about the mini bar? You know you don't have to go through offical channels with me [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]

                                      VTrider sweetie, leave DMK to me. I'll deal with her. No one plays dominatrix lady with me [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif[/img]

                                      Things are going well though, n'est pas? VTrider.

                                      Oh AOJumper and Sweet Pea! are you two ready for the prize ceremony scene at Culpeper where after losing to Sweet Pea in the jump off, AOjumper throughs a fit worthy of the Russian gymnastics team and throws her ribbon to the ground to be crushed during the Victory Gallop. (note to camera man - zoom into red ribbon as it gets sucked under into mud, will get the audience riled up)

                                      Don't forget, VT and Mo - drinkies at 7 with Andrew and Malkovich!!
                                      You Strike Me Still


                                      • You guys are priceless [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]


                                        • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Kahlua, you are CAPPUCINE, a bombshell from LA who left Hollywood after your 5th oscar and your holdings passed 10 billion!!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                                          oooh la la... [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

                                          - Kahlua -