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  • #81
    Wish I could be more creative, but I have this "fair pie-eating" contest stuck in my mind... Still PMP


    When is the monster arriving???????

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    • #82
      *huff* *puff* Ok I'm finally here *huff* *puff*

      Brought my dog/son Jacob hope you don't mind but he just LOVES parties [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
      http://community.webshots.com/user/seven7109

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      • #83
        One Away, he ain't gonna pee on my leg is he? Cause I HATE it when that happens - especially when I'm enjoying a relaxed and leisurely evening, enthroned on LCR Scott's lap on the muskoka chair.

        Jamie Lynn, baby, he's heeeeerrre!

        Watch him in action baby and weep those tears of joy!!!

        http://www.adcritic.com/content/smar...wrestlers.html

        [This message was edited by heidi on Jan. 19, 2001 at 12:04 AM.]

        [This message was edited by heidi on Jan. 19, 2001 at 12:04 AM.]

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        • #84
          from my darling princess-----Dang, I need more beer.... [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

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          • #85
            LOL not to worry Heidi he doesn't do *that*
            but he does like to have his but scratched all the time lol [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

            You will know when he backs up into you [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]
            http://community.webshots.com/user/seven7109

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            • #86
              ...and can't hear you.... but will join the party eventually.... and will bring back whatever is left of the *ahem* medicinal supplies what I found in the back of the shed and under them floorboards and under Schoolie's pillow and in the tubstill...what's left of em I say...

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              • #87
                well if we don't have mosquito zappers , we should. There may not be any mosquitos right now but we should look into the Porch's future.

                ~Christina~

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                • #88
                  There's SUSHI up on the Porch?? [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif[/img]

                  Portia- you might have to throw some down my way. I loooove Sushi!

                  Heidi- what would I do without you? really now. I would spend my life sobbing!! thanks to you, and canter's communicable diseases, I can go on with my life.

                  One Away- Is Jacob well behaved when it comes to sheep and ponies? (He can look to Pepper as his example!) [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

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                  • #89
                    With pinched nerve, she comes crawling up to take her spot on the porch. Feeling really old, she says "hay yungins, pass grandma a cider."

                    We really should have these little meetings more often, I am getting confused with all the name changes. I must be getting old.

                    Weather here is crappy. It is raining, there is still snow on the ground and I am so depressed. Daylight seems to be fleeting and It would be nice not to have to go out of the house stuffed looking like the "pillsbury doughboy". How is FL, is the weather nice. Someone tell us a story?

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                    • #90
                      [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img]I think the step crew must now intervene as the adults have had a little toooo much......hm...

                      <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Taffy and Regal of course get the lawn. We need them to keep the ponies in line. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> when you decide to put my horse in charge of something you know you've had waaaaay to much [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img] I mean I love him and all he does reign supreme (equal w/ Taffy thankyouverymuch) but h'es not exactly the most..um...*dominant*horse.....

                      Hehe!

                      Sarah
                      Sarah ( & Regal)

                      what doesn't kill you makes you stronger -
                      unless it breaks your heart first

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                      • #91
                        runs for porch, and trips over step-sitters (doesn't spill beer)..... DANG!!!! Another bruise!!!!!!! Can I swipe a piece of tuna for beast-child??? She's out grazing a pony, but loves sushi almost as much as her mother...

                        She says she'll help with the poop cleanup when she's 6---sorry guys! Maybe if we leave a mucker out there for her, she can teach the ponies to use it!

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                          #92
                          Sushi? Becca, Jamie Lynn, you can have all mine! I can't even eat fish when it's cooked, much less raw. The closest I want to get to sushi is watching Sushi Battle on IRON CHEF. ("Fukui-san, the Challenger is now marinating the crab brains before mixing them with the broth made of saki, white wine, and eel innards.") Heidi, perhaps the sumo youngster can get guest shot as a member of the judging panel for Shark Fin Battle. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

                          BTW, anybody got any connections so we can get a nice 36+" flat screen high definition TV around here to watch the Grand Prix's on OLN? (Whenever it is they're showing them now that they've taken them off Saturday night. Hmmmph.) And watch Iron Chef, of course. If this place is gonna be called a Veranda, we need to class it up a bit with some high tech electronics. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]
                          "I don't want to sound like a broken record here, but why is it that a woman will forgive homicidal behavior in a horse, yet be highly critical of a man for leaving the toilet seat up?" Dave Barry

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                          • #93
                            I brought my parents 64" Sony home monster television with mega speakers. Dad bought it to watch Hockey Night in Canada, but he can do without for one night. It's still in the truck as it is a b**** to carry. It was hell getting over the boarder. I had trouble convincing the boarder patrol that we just wanted it to watch Grand Prix of the equine variety. Long lashes go a long way.

                            Oops, got to go, I can hear him screaming now.
                            And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew his breath upon it, and
                            created the horse.\" Bedouin legend

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                            • #94
                              Daytimedrama, I agree. I think we also need an alarm system!

                              *~Erin~*
                              Erin B #1
                              erinbardwell.com

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                              • #95
                                is ALL MINE!! You can have those nasty california rolls. no thanks!

                                Portia- I watched the Iron Chef once. It was an experience.. Definately an experience.

                                My dad decided he needed to do this whole huge tv/sound system in the rec room so he could watch football and submarine movies (and of course Witness). He'll NEVER notice if I steal it and put it on the veranda. We have 127 different sound selections, 10 TV widths, and it is a platinum flat screen- you get the full 3-D effect of those tiny little jumps. Consider it done!! I'll also bring the laser show.

                                Sarah- Equal reign, most certainly. Taffy however is a dominant beast, so we've got Regal Covered!! (And don't worry dear, there are cookies on that other plate. The sushi is the red fishy-smelling stuff. Cookies are distinctly chocolate chip).


                                Jamie Lynn- if you toss some tuna my way, I will be sure to get some to your adorable lawn child.

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                                • #96
                                  Emiril RULES!!!!!! BAM!!!!!

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                                  • #97
                                    SUSHI!?! I am so there! California rolls, tuna, mahi-mahi....even tried squid and octopus the other day--nothing my stomach wishes to repeat--but I will do anything for an avocado roll or eel!

                                    [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

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                                    • #98
                                      Ever tried URCHIN???????LOLOL!!!!! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img]

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                                      • #99
                                        yes yes.... What about Urchin Sushi?

                                        Or Urchin juice in Vodka....the new screw driver? [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif[/img]

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