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You're So Vain, Part II

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  • #21
    Another home run for DMK! Loved it.....


    • #22
      I LOVE that song & your version is priceless!

      Sarah * AKA "Regal's Person"
      Sarah ( & Regal)

      what doesn't kill you makes you stronger -
      unless it breaks your heart first


      • Original Poster

        I'm so touched by all of your compliments, and upon accepting this award, I would like to thank all the little people who made it possible... whoever you are... I'm sure you know who you are and will just pat yourself on the back... Now where is my award? [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

        (the original thread is on pg. 2 - as I type, anyway [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]- by Moesha)
        Your crazy is showing. You might want to tuck that back in.


        • #24
          A lyrical genious among us! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
          "I don't want to sound like a broken record here, but why is it that a woman will forgive homicidal behavior in a horse, yet be highly critical of a man for leaving the toilet seat up?" Dave Barry


          • #25
            DMK, you taking requests? [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

            Can you re-write "Anticipation"?


            • Original Poster

              You know Heidi - I think that idea may have merit - loved your (?) line about anticipation is making me chip on the other thread.

              Now I guess we will have to see how cooperative a certain mp3 trading software program is so I can get the song and lyrics.... [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
              Your crazy is showing. You might want to tuck that back in.


              • #27

                Here ya go:


                Looking forward to the next masterpiece DMK! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]


                • Original Poster

                  Son of a .....

                  You know, this will be a LOT easier than listening to the song 768 times in a row...
                  Your crazy is showing. You might want to tuck that back in.


                  • Original Poster

                    We can never know about fences to come
                    But we pray they're not too gory
                    And I wonder if I'm ready for three-six
                    Or just chasing after three foot glory.

                    Anticipation, Anticipation
                    Is making me chip
                    It's keeping me waiting...

                    And I tell you how easy it is to school with you
                    And how right your screaming feels to me.
                    But I rehearsed that chip just late last night
                    When I was thinking about how tight this fence might be.

                    Anticipation, Anticipation
                    Is making me long
                    It's keeping me running...

                    And tomorrow we might not train together
                    I'm no trainer, I don't know horses' ways
                    So I'll try to find eight fences here and now
                    And stay forward, 'cause these are the horse show days.

                    (uh oh... that was dangerously easy)
                    Your crazy is showing. You might want to tuck that back in.


                    • #30
                      Can anyone resurrect the old Janis Joplin "Lord Won't You Buy Me a Mercedes Benz" thread??
                      Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.


                      • #31
                        Won't you buy me


                        • #32
                          and now I can praise you for BOTH of your ditties at once!

                          True talent is so very hard to contain, isn't it??



                          • Original Poster

                            No no, VT... the rules are that if you START it, you must finish it...

                            Why thank you Laurie... you noticed that, eh? [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]
                            Your crazy is showing. You might want to tuck that back in.


                            • #34
                              My friends all ride warmbloods, I must make amends...


                              • #35
                                very good!! And true, too!



                                • #36
                                  DMK..lovely song [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]


                                  • #37
                                    Sung to the tune of Paul Simon's I Am A Rock

                                    I Am A Jumper

                                    A winter's day
                                    In a bright and warm In-di-o
                                    I am alone
                                    Gazing from my window
                                    in my stall I paw
                                    on a freshly mucked out silent bed of straw

                                    I am a horse
                                    I am a jumper

                                    I've jumped walls
                                    And oxers high and mighty
                                    That none may ever rate
                                    I have no need of dressage
                                    Dressage causes pain
                                    It's passage and it's piaffe I disdain

                                    I am a horse
                                    I am a jumper

                                    Don't talk of faults
                                    Well I've heard the word before
                                    It's sleeping in my memory
                                    I won't disturb the slumber
                                    Of bad rounds gone before
                                    If I hadn't rushed I'd never have heard "four"

                                    I am a horse
                                    I am a jumper

                                    I have my boots
                                    And my breast plate to protect me
                                    I am shielded in my Eskadrons
                                    While I'm in the ring
                                    I never hit a thing
                                    I touch no rail and no rail touches me

                                    I am a horse
                                    I am a jumper

                                    And this horse wants her treats
                                    And a jumper needs to jump

                                    [This message was edited by Portia on Mar. 16, 2001 at 04:28 PM.]
                                    "I don't want to sound like a broken record here, but why is it that a woman will forgive homicidal behavior in a horse, yet be highly critical of a man for leaving the toilet seat up?" Dave Barry


                                    • Original Poster

                                      That's great! (it's sort of like a disease, this song-rewriting thing, isn't it?)
                                      Your crazy is showing. You might want to tuck that back in.


                                      • #39
                                        My gawd, you two are so talented...any duets in your future


                                        • #40
                                          Thanks, Off course. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img] Yep, DMK, it does get catching. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]

                                          Next up, a little something from the Beach Boys....
                                          "I don't want to sound like a broken record here, but why is it that a woman will forgive homicidal behavior in a horse, yet be highly critical of a man for leaving the toilet seat up?" Dave Barry