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  • You know you've been around the COTH BB too long when...

    ...you know what the letters TH and MJ stand for, and why threads about them tend to dissolve in flames. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif[/img]

    ...you know that Moesha is male and Fred is female.

    ...you have made a Sea Urchin joke.

    ...you know what it means to jangle a curb chain.

    ...you know what kind of beer Colin drinks.

    ...you use the acronyms USAEq, USET, NGB, and USOC frequently. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]

    ...you know what the Inverness Problem is.

    ...you loff Willem.

    ...you remember the War of the Earbunnies.

    Next? [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
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    ...you know what the letters TH and MJ stand for, and why threads about them tend to dissolve in flames. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif[/img]

    ...you know that Moesha is male and Fred is female.

    ...you have made a Sea Urchin joke.

    ...you know what it means to jangle a curb chain.

    ...you know what kind of beer Colin drinks.

    ...you use the acronyms USAEq, USET, NGB, and USOC frequently. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]

    ...you know what the Inverness Problem is.

    ...you loff Willem.

    ...you remember the War of the Earbunnies.

    Next? [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

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    • #3
      ohhhhhhhh Erin, don't forget VA Trainer and the virtues of the tack noseband!!!

      Also, you should at least vaguely remember the Porch.

      [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img] You get extra points if you know who the human behind the Urchin is, and what he does for a "real job"... although at this point I think the jokes have sort of morphed into a being of their own.

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      • #4
        You are confident that no gathering is complete without Peeps.

        You know exactly how well ETBW cooks and that Mr. Wings' barbecue is the best.

        Nothing makes a person more productive than the last minute

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        • #5
          Your COTH fix runs out so quickly that you check the BBs before going to the bathroom in the morning after getting out of bed. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]

          "Because she's got a tattoo, Hank. I think she could use a home-cooked meal."

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          • #6
            You know the difference between PK and PPP [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] and that they are horses while FPP is a place to meet.

            You can actually understand Moesha's twisted tales! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img]

            You know that GDG is head and shoulders above the rest of us. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]

            ETBW is a gourmet goddess, and Maddie is a Princess. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img]

            ~<>~ Daedalus built the Labyrinthe, so winding and complicated a structure that no man or beast, once shut inside, could ever find the exit~<>~

            [This message was edited by creseida on Jun. 17, 2002 at 12:02 AM.]

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            • #7
              .... You know what Question for Merry was about!!

              (Thanks to that topic for launching the CA Clique, where I have met a number of people that have subsequently become close friends). [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif[/img]

              It was the West Coast version of 'Double Jeopardy', at about 1/3 the page length.... [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]

              ~~~~~~~~
              "Of course, that's just my opinion. I could be wrong." - Dennis Miller
              Proud member of the Thoroughbred Clique! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img]
              In Honor of dublin aka Dee Dee 07/24/53-02/07/03
              ~~~~~
              \"Of course, that\'s just my opinion. I could be wrong.\" - Dennis Miller
              *Go Bruins - Go Niners*

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              • #8
                ...You know the underwear preferences for most members of the board
                ...All of your helmet, breeches and shirt decisions are made by COTH BB'ers
                ...You actually refer to topics here when present in the "real" world
                ...You know that Barbie is a horse and that Beezer is both a human and a jack russell
                ...You know the difference between rockstar and rockstarr

                Nothing makes a person more productive than the last minute

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                • #9
                  Uh OH I really better get a life! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif[/img]

                  ~Christina~
                  "I don't patronize bunny rabbits!" -Heathers
                  *Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool.*

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                  • #10
                    ~every virtual conversation begins with "My friends on the COTH board..."

                    ~You know where Mosby's is AND how to get there... and you don't even live in Virginia!

                    ~You know which BBer has a Tiara.

                    ~The word 'uber' starts popping up in your virtual conversations.

                    ~You start thinking Alex Trebec, Hillary Clinton and Alan Greenspan really ARE posting here!

                    ~Kryswyn~
                    "Always look on the bright side of life, de doo, de doo de doo de doo"
                    ~Kryswyn~ Always look on the bright side of life, de doo, de doo de doo de doo
                    Check out my Kryswyn JRTs on Facebook

                    "Life is merrier with a terrier!"

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                    • #11
                      Well, I DO post here, and I am most insulted that you didn't mention me in your post, Kryswyn! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif[/img]

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                      • #12
                        Your COTH friends know more about you than your own mother.

                        You snail mail a BBer, realize you don't know her last name, so you write her screen name on the envelope instead.

                        You've completely replaced your show wardrobe because a post on the hunter/jumper board revealed it was passe.

                        You respond to your screen name faster than your real one.

                        The colors light yellow and white together give you a peculiar sense of contentment.

                        You're completely unsure of how to express yourself on paper without the aid of graemlins.

                        You run up and check the boards during commercial breaks.

                        You make odd typing motions in your sleep.

                        You've had a dream about more than one COTH member.

                        Family members of your COTH friends know who you are.

                        You've considered naming your dog after a BBer.

                        You've acquired a horse or a pet through another BBer.

                        ... [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img] Most people get therapy for this kind of thing.

                        ~Erin B #1
                        Visit my website!
                        Has it ever occurred to you that there might be a difference between having an open mind and having holes in one's head?
                        Erin B #1
                        erinbardwell.com

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                        • #13
                          Should I be worried? I know the answers to just about everything you guys have mentioned. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif[/img]

                          <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kryswyn:
                          ~You know where Mosby's is AND how to get there... and you don't even live in Virginia!
                          <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                          ROTF!! That's me! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

                          ** You know more about the going-ons of fellow COTH BB'ers and their horses/dogs than your own siblings.

                          Hey, has anyone mentioned baby quiches yet?
                          "fighting stupidity; one step at a time" -- a wise COTHer

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                          • #14
                            Did you see I had your name in? Then I thought, naw it's Alan Greenspan that's always posting, so I quick edited it before the 'edited by...' kicked in.

                            By the way, I love you. You were the one who turned me off Elephants and onto Donkeys! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

                            ~Kryswyn~
                            "Always look on the bright side of life, de doo, de doo de doo de doo"
                            ~Kryswyn~ Always look on the bright side of life, de doo, de doo de doo de doo
                            Check out my Kryswyn JRTs on Facebook

                            "Life is merrier with a terrier!"

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                            • #15
                              <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> You snail mail a BBer, realize you don't know her last name, so you write her screen name on the envelope instead. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                              LOL Erin!!! I have that postcard taped up on my desk, and all my friends see it and are like "MiMi Spaz? What the...?"

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                              • #16
                                How about when you can figure out a few anagrams for Chronicle of the horse, such as "The fresh, choicer loon" "Shh! Enter choicer fool" "Eh! Coherent rich fools" "The rich fools or hence".
                                Now those of you that don't already think I'm wierd will change your minds [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
                                Just because I have a short attention span doesn\'t mean I

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                                • #17
                                  Wow, KH, you seriously have way too much time on your hands. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

                                  ~~~~~~~~
                                  "Of course, that's just my opinion. I could be wrong." - Dennis Miller
                                  Proud member of the Thoroughbred Clique! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img]
                                  In Honor of dublin aka Dee Dee 07/24/53-02/07/03
                                  ~~~~~
                                  \"Of course, that\'s just my opinion. I could be wrong.\" - Dennis Miller
                                  *Go Bruins - Go Niners*

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                                  • #18
                                    No kidding [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img] I'm stuck doing nothing for another week per doctor's orders, then I can have a life again.
                                    Just because I have a short attention span doesn\'t mean I

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                                    • #19
                                      - You remember the origin of the peeps...

                                      - You miss people you've never even met.

                                      [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]

                                      Just a lookin' fer a Glebe...
                                      co-author of 101 Jumping Exercises & The Rider's Fitness Program; Soon to come: Dead Ringer - a tale of equine mystery and intrique! Former Moderator!

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                                      • #20
                                        You don't know Portia's real name, but sit behind her for the dressage at Rolex whispering, "Portia, Portia, Portia ..." and she responds!

                                        Joliemom recognizes you in the food vendor area at Rolex because of your chemically-enhanced white teeth.

                                        When you meet face to face with BB'ers, you squeal like pigs and give each other big bear hugs!

                                        Robby

                                        You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
                                        When blood is the beverage of choice, the sharpest fangs feed first.

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