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  • A BB Sing-a-long

    Their iz no schul in VA 2day b/c of Lee/Jackson day, yep we get dayz off 2 celebrat Confederate soldiers....This iz a list of sum of the BBers if they were famous singers. This iz not to be taken seriously, so if you don't like who you are asssigned to...deal!

    This iz related 2 horses b/c we all like them...

    This took me quite a while 2 come up with...so no flaming please...

    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> 1. JAX�LeAnn Rimes
    2. ErinB� Britney Spears
    3. Palisades�Christina Aguilera
    4. Paige�Jessica Simpson
    5. Erin Elliston/Mandy Moore
    6. WHOA!, VTrider, DMK / Dixie Chicks � Southern Thing
    7. Sea Urchin /Tony Bennett
    8. Nelson /Tu Pac� dead
    9. Vogel /Big Pun� dead
    10. TeriKessler /Marie Osmond
    11. Jair, Jeb, Moesha and Robby Johnson /Village People
    12. Robby Johnson solo /Ricky Martin
    13. Moesha solo /Boy George
    14. MATTI /Reba McIntire
    15. Duffy /Barbara Streisand
    16. Kelsy /Jennifer Lopez�has to be a Latin American (cannot live the Mexican thing down)
    17. Steve /Puff Daddy �Jennifer Lopez�s SO!!
    18. VA Cowboy/Tim McGraw
    19. Anyplace Farm/Faith Hill
    20. ETBW /Gloria Gaynor �b/c she will survive
    21. Kennett Square /Tina Turner�so much energy
    22. slugger/Alanis Morrisette
    23. Canter /duh �Anne Murray
    24. MAZ /Shania�Canadian and cute!
    25. langshaw/Trisha Yearwood (TX thing)
    26. Erin/Tori Amos
    27. Weatherford/Mini Pearl
    28. Snowbird /Dina Shore
    29. Pwynnorman /Judy Garland
    30. Jane Ervin /Dolly Parton
    31. LCR Scott /Patsy Cline
    32. Flash44 /Grace Slick
    33. AHC /Sheryl Crow
    34. RagsRules /Billy Gillman or Justin Timberlake�But we can�t have Rags and ErinB doing bad things!
    35. LOUISE /Diana Ross
    36. Janet /Helen Ready
    37. RumoursFollows /Sarah McLaughlin �very sweet!!
    38. Morrissey/Madonna �no question there!!
    39. Darien /Jimi Hendrix� dead
    40. CT /Chubby Checker �dead
    41. Aiken /Joe C (Kid Rock�s side kick) �dead
    42. Clarke County /Jim Morrison�dead
    43. HN73 /Mariah Carey �tiny and cute!
    44. BIG Hoof, VA Trainer, Brenna /The Supremes
    45. Inverness /Carol King
    46. heidi/Celine Dion�tiny and Canadian
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    [This message was edited by Xani on Jan. 12, 2001 at 11:27 AM.]
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    Their iz no schul in VA 2day b/c of Lee/Jackson day, yep we get dayz off 2 celebrat Confederate soldiers....This iz a list of sum of the BBers if they were famous singers. This iz not to be taken seriously, so if you don't like who you are asssigned to...deal!

    This iz related 2 horses b/c we all like them...

    This took me quite a while 2 come up with...so no flaming please...

    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> 1. JAX�LeAnn Rimes
    2. ErinB� Britney Spears
    3. Palisades�Christina Aguilera
    4. Paige�Jessica Simpson
    5. Erin Elliston/Mandy Moore
    6. WHOA!, VTrider, DMK / Dixie Chicks � Southern Thing
    7. Sea Urchin /Tony Bennett
    8. Nelson /Tu Pac� dead
    9. Vogel /Big Pun� dead
    10. TeriKessler /Marie Osmond
    11. Jair, Jeb, Moesha and Robby Johnson /Village People
    12. Robby Johnson solo /Ricky Martin
    13. Moesha solo /Boy George
    14. MATTI /Reba McIntire
    15. Duffy /Barbara Streisand
    16. Kelsy /Jennifer Lopez�has to be a Latin American (cannot live the Mexican thing down)
    17. Steve /Puff Daddy �Jennifer Lopez�s SO!!
    18. VA Cowboy/Tim McGraw
    19. Anyplace Farm/Faith Hill
    20. ETBW /Gloria Gaynor �b/c she will survive
    21. Kennett Square /Tina Turner�so much energy
    22. slugger/Alanis Morrisette
    23. Canter /duh �Anne Murray
    24. MAZ /Shania�Canadian and cute!
    25. langshaw/Trisha Yearwood (TX thing)
    26. Erin/Tori Amos
    27. Weatherford/Mini Pearl
    28. Snowbird /Dina Shore
    29. Pwynnorman /Judy Garland
    30. Jane Ervin /Dolly Parton
    31. LCR Scott /Patsy Cline
    32. Flash44 /Grace Slick
    33. AHC /Sheryl Crow
    34. RagsRules /Billy Gillman or Justin Timberlake�But we can�t have Rags and ErinB doing bad things!
    35. LOUISE /Diana Ross
    36. Janet /Helen Ready
    37. RumoursFollows /Sarah McLaughlin �very sweet!!
    38. Morrissey/Madonna �no question there!!
    39. Darien /Jimi Hendrix� dead
    40. CT /Chubby Checker �dead
    41. Aiken /Joe C (Kid Rock�s side kick) �dead
    42. Clarke County /Jim Morrison�dead
    43. HN73 /Mariah Carey �tiny and cute!
    44. BIG Hoof, VA Trainer, Brenna /The Supremes
    45. Inverness /Carol King
    46. heidi/Celine Dion�tiny and Canadian
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    [This message was edited by Xani on Jan. 12, 2001 at 11:27 AM.]

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    • Original Poster

      #3
      Darn the BB - Where the ? marks are...there R suppose to be dashes....

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      • #4
        I take back yesterday's cheesy remarks [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img]

        I do think you should be the one to start Wings off for the year though [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] He has been backed about 6 times for 15-20 minutes each, walk, whoa and over ground poles.

        I would like to "Survive" a little longer.
        "If you would have only one day to live, you should spend at least half of it in the saddle."

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        • #5
          This is hysterical!!!!!!!!!!!

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          • #6
            Dixie Chicks? OK, I'm game, I'll forego my lifelong policy about C&W music [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]

            VT, help me out, do I have to get Big Hair?
            Your crazy is showing. You might want to tuck that back in.

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            • #7
              How funny!

              Thanks for the lovely comment.

              You don't want to know my personal opinion of Mariah Carey though...

              BUT....that said....as long as I am not BRITNEY SPEARS...
              **Before you can be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid.**

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              • #8
                DMK - NO...we are VERY hip!! Slick hair...strapless shirts...Daisy Dukes!! We are cool!!

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                • #9
                  Too funny!!! Alanis Morrisette?! Geez, I'm not even Canadian, eh? [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]

                  Those are great, Xani, thanks! I needed that today.

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                  • #10
                    Nope. The Chicks are NEW country

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                    • #11
                      Xani, how funny! Thanks for spending the time [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img]
                      \"If you feel you had a bad ride, how do you think your horse feels?\"

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                      • #12
                        I am so diggin' how VA Cowboy and I are Tim McGraw and Faith Hill. That is so us. We actually do sing together. He thinks he sings better than me, though.

                        "If you have the time, spend it. If you have a hand, lend it. If you have the money, give it. If you have a heart, share it." by me

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                        • #13
                          "I feel the earth, move, under my feet.
                          I feel the sky tumblin' down, a tumblin' down.
                          I feel my heart start a tremblin' whenever you're aroooouuuund . . ."
                          ___________________________
                          Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

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                          • #14
                            Xani you're a genius!!!! the next Grammy is yours

                            -Anne Murray [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

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                            • #15
                              Let's get a few things straight Xanax:

                              Celine Dion, my ash.

                              1. I would not ever marry my elderly and bald manager. I married his assistant;

                              2. I've never thumped my chest, in the manner of all Quebecois chanteuses, in public, whilst singing. Only in the privacy of my own shower;

                              3. I have never met David Crosby so could certainly not have been inseminated in the bid to fulfill my heart's desire to birth a child;

                              4. Galliano, or no Galliano - I have never worn a tuxedo jacket backwards, topped by a fedora borrowed from Mistah. Cool on the street corner;

                              5. I do not consider poutine an aphrodisiac.

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                              • Original Poster

                                #16
                                It iz XANI not XANAX...

                                Like I said Ms. Thang...DEAL!

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                                • #17
                                  Xantac - I 4-1 kin see thru yur flimsy disgise. Yur relly RuPaul and jelous cuz I don't have to use duct tape when on stage. Consider yurself dealt!

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                                  • #18
                                    That was hysterical! Thanks for brightening my morning Xani!

                                    I guess, Jeb, Moesha, Robby and I had better get practicing our moves!!

                                    YMCA !!
                                    You Strike Me Still

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                                    • #19
                                      Xanadu, how come no one is Olivia Newton John? [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]

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                                      • #20
                                        Me, a moody, tempermental redhead? Surely you must be mistaken... [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

                                        Heh heh...

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