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A Bulletin Board Christmas Story for Everyone!

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  • #21
    Mon Ami, Mon Ami,

    Have very generous you were to put me with Duffy and Ms.APF as one of the three queens! And now duly being noted as such I shall strive to uphold the dignity and honor of such a title. I still hold you in high esteem as one of my many International Beau's. And because you are so dear to me I have kept you as the only beau in Canada.

    Wonderful poem!! Merry X-mas and Happy Holidays to all!!

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    • #22
      What a wonderful Christmas poem! Very well done!!
      [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img]

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      • #23
        Jair, you are my favourite Gucci-thonged poet [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] .

        Have a safe and happy one Jair.

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        • #24
          I love my kitten-fronted stocking - thank you! Merry Christmas every one!
          ______________________________
          The CoTH CYA - please consult w/your veterinarian under any and all circumstances. - ET

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          • #25
            Jair, you are great. And thanks for thinking to put me first in line to get kissies from Jeb for Christmas! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

            As for your core samples, the strata have been there for a few hundred thousand years and they aren't going anywhere over the next few days. And as long as we got near $4.00 gas, folks are going to be drilling. So take the holidays off and enjoy yourself!
            "I don't want to sound like a broken record here, but why is it that a woman will forgive homicidal behavior in a horse, yet be highly critical of a man for leaving the toilet seat up?" Dave Barry

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            • #26
              What scribe is this whose pen so bright
              should cheer us all this evening
              Who takes the time from work and ride
              To write this Chrismas greeting

              This, this, this Jair of ours
              Whose wit is shared so eloquently.
              This This, this Jair of ours
              For now til we choose to delete him.

              [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img]
              co-author of 101 Jumping Exercises & The Rider's Fitness Program; Soon to come: Dead Ringer - a tale of equine mystery and intrique! Former Moderator!

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              • #27
                Wonderful!! I loved that, Jair! (and I was mentioned!!)
                ~*Paige*~

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                  #28
                  Wow - thanks everyone. I'm so glad you guys like it.

                  OMG Weatherford - that was funny! Don't you dare try to delete me! LOL! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

                  I don't supposed you'd like to email my boss Portia and tell him that for me? I tried explaining that the fossilized diatoms weren't exactly going to swim away over the holidays, but he didn't seem too impressed for some reason... [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]
                  You Strike Me Still

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                  • #29
                    Kennett Square and Colin stare while Heidi knits a toque.

                    [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

                    All together now,
                    "If you would have only one day to live, you should spend at least half of it in the saddle."

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                    • #30
                      Truly excellent literature. Absolutely.

                      Happy holidays to all.

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                      • #31
                        I'm taking a break between dinner and desert on this fine Christmas Eve. I wanted to wish everyone the Merriest of Christmases (sp?), the Happiest of Holidays and the Bestest New Year!!!
                        [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img]
                        \"Riding a horse is not a gentle hobby, to be picked up and laid down like a game of solitaire. It is a grand passion. It seizes a person whole and, once it has done so, he will have to accept that his life will be radically changed.\" -- Ralph Waldo E

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                        • #32
                          Jair, that was wonderful!! You are so nice! I really hope we get to meet next time I make it to Spruce!
                          \"If you feel you had a bad ride, how do you think your horse feels?\"

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                          • #33
                            I took a week's vacation for the holidays and wasn't online much, so I just now spotted this...

                            Jair, fellow writer! Absolutely wonderful! Loved it [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] Thanks for brightening everyone's holidays!

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                              #34
                              I just had to bring this up again! Call it a shameless plug if you will, but this was a work of art! I spent hours writing this thing! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

                              Thought some of the new members might have fun reading it [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img]

                              Merry Christmas everyone!! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img]
                              You Strike Me Still

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                              • #35
                                Thanks for bumping!
                                The Evil Chem Prof

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                                • #36
                                  I remember this! That was back when I actually posted here sometimes [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img]

                                  Sarah * AKA "Regal's Person"
                                  http://www.users.drew.edu/shluchan
                                  "your light reflected now - reflected from above - we were but stones - your light made us stars"
                                  Sarah ( & Regal)

                                  what doesn't kill you makes you stronger -
                                  unless it breaks your heart first

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                                  • #37
                                    So Jair, what are you getting for this Christmas? And, what ever are you getting the lovely Alice?

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                                    • #38
                                      [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img] The poet laureate of the BB AND [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img] he EXTRAPOLATES TOO! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img] Merry Merry to all and to all a great holiday!
                                      Brilyntrip

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                                      • #39
                                        For hes a jolly good Jaaiirrr
                                        for hes a jolly good Jaaaiirrr
                                        for hes a jolly good Jaaaaaaiiiiirrrr
                                        Who writes such wonderful things

                                        Okay so its not so creative and my apostrophe button doesnt work, apologies all around to the English majors who just finised finals, oh wonderful, disgruntled college students clique (of which I am a proud member), but I digress, its not so creative but it tis to show our appreciation to dear Jair...

                                        marion

                                        My treasures do not chink or glitter...They gleam in the sun and neigh in the night." -Bedouin Proverb
                                        marion


                                        \"The judge didn\'t happen to hurl his pen over his shoulder at that moment did he?\"

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                                        • #40
                                          You amaze me with your wit, humour and overall ability to make people smile. I hope you and your family have a great Holiday season.

                                          What was that about thongs?

                                          www.MickeeShawStables.com

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