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  • #41
    Oh silly Heineken - if they take their socks off then you have to deal with the whole toenail issue.

    Stand back, I'm armed with a purse and I'm not afraid to use it.

    "If you ain't got it in ya, you can't blow it out." Pops


    • #42
      // Format icmp packet
      // Send a ping message
      sendto = sendto (socket, (char *) packet, packetlen, 0,
      &whereto, sizeof (struct sockaddr));

      while (1) {

      numfds = 0; // reset the number of file descriptors
      FD_ZERO (&fdset);
      block = 0; // Set to block
      timerclear (&timeout); // Reset timeout

      // Check if there are any ping sent pending.
      // If we sent a ping, then this value is at least 1 numping = pingSelectInfo (&numfds, &fds, tvp, &block); if (! numping) break;

      tvp = &timeout;
      if (block == 1) tvp = NULL; // Block with out timeout

      count = select (numfds, &fdset


      • #43


        • #44
          Joliemom, check your email...

          Aqha Clique
          Can you stress-fracture your brain?


          • #45
            Joliemom, your email doesn't work [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif[/img] Email me!

            Aqha Clique
            Can you stress-fracture your brain?


            • #46
              1. yes
              2. faster
              3. most of the time


              4. size matters


              • #47
                1. Draw reins are helpful
                2. Depends on how badly you want the blue.
                3. Overrated.


                • #48
                  Many a weekend has been salvaged on less than that concoction. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img]

                  Friendship is Love without his wings
                  -Lord Byron
                  "If you would have only one day to live, you should spend at least half of it in the saddle."


                  • #49
                    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DMK:
                    in the struggle for Vincent... [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]


                    Oh count me IN on this rumble! You two are going DOWN for that quirky head-tilting man!
                    Although Get me Mr. Hottie Pants Michael Chiklis from "the shield" and I'll give up Vince!!!

                    "Beer. Now there's a temporary solution."--Homer
                    CANTER West Virginia


                    • #50
                      <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> quote:
                      Originally posted by DMK:
                      in the struggle for Vincent...


                      Oh count me IN on this rumble! You two are going DOWN for that quirky head-tilting man!
                      Although Get me Mr. Hottie Pants Michael Chiklis from "the shield" and I'll give up Vince!!!

                      Hands off!


                      Flashy Gray D'Onofrio [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]


                      • #51
                        I love that one, and have used it recently with a group of folks who had no idea what I was talking about. Except for one person, who thereby earned my everlasting admiration. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img]

                        For those who want to check out the start of that one, here's the original thread where Joliemom reminded us of the benefits of the Aunt Esther Purse, and a follow-up thread utilizing it:

                        Joliemom's first Aunt Esther reference

                        Where's that Aunt Esther Purse When You Need It?

                        "I'm designed for sitting. That's why my butt is covered in soft fur." Dogbert
                        "I don't want to sound like a broken record here, but why is it that a woman will forgive homicidal behavior in a horse, yet be highly critical of a man for leaving the toilet seat up?" Dave Barry


                        • #52
                          So, oh-numping expert hobson, must one wear ASTM approved gear while numping?


                          • #53
                            Is numping allowed on the porch? [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img] SUZ

                            Proud member of the following:
                            *Rust TS Clique*SC'ers Clique*EBayers Anon Clique*Group W Bench Clique*Do It Yourself Clique*
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                            Proud owner of "High Flight" & "Shorty"


                            • #54
                              I surely do believe I bagged el Vincenze first, many many many moons ago.


                              • Original Poster

                                That Aunt Esther stuff is priceless.

                                I mentioned this in another thread, but joliemom and other Aunt Esther aficionados may recall a skit on the Conan O'Brien show, from several years ago, when Robert Stack did a spoof of Unsolved Mysteries. The mystery was, "Where's Grady?" And it mirrored the show. Spooky fog, Stack in a raincoat, the whole nine. The slow-mo shot they kept repeating, over and over, was Grady getting whacked in the head with that purse. Classic.


                                • #56
                                  you forgot me as one of the original porch sitters too [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif[/img] ...and as far as I know, there is no numping allowed.

                                  The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
                                  Ellipses users clique ...


                                  • #57
                                    Coreene - I am quite sure you are remembering incorrectly... [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]

                                    As far as ASTM helmets and numping go, to be sure when safety is considered, they are preferred, by I understand there are still those that go "hatless" so to speak... [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

                                    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

                                    Albert Einstein (1878-1955)
                                    Your crazy is showing. You might want to tuck that back in.


                                    • #58
                                      Lordy, I did not know that there were battery-operated helmets available. Why didn't anyone tell me? [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]


                                      • #59
                                        Numping on the porch: risk of splinters, especially in the case of pressure-treated lumber.

                                        Numping with helmets: not considered traditional, but can add to the overall picture, especially in the case of the old-style Caliente with pom-pom cover.


                                        • #60
                                          Doesn't the Inverness Problem crimp one's numping style? [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif[/img]

                                          Do you jangle curb chains to make the IP go away? [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif[/img] Or do you just sit on a few dozen Peeps? [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif[/img]

                                          And now ... I must go ferret out which poster thought s/he was a baby quiche!!

                                          Proud member of the "Huh. I thought I'd fixed that" phase of baby green hunter ownership.
                                          Congratulate me! My CANTER cutie is an honor student at Goofball University!