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louise HIT ME NOW (haiku war)

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  • #41
    DFG you amuse us
    Twenty eight posts. Do not
    run with big dawgs yet



    • #42
      DFG I am kidding
      But put toe in Haiku pond
      Be ready for shark


      • #43
        Sorry didn't know
        only haiku now allowed --
        asking for clarity!

        Besides which, darling
        on the thread I started was
        first haiku of day!

        Newbie to this board.
        Sometimes ignored, sometimes lost.
        Now will go away.

        (Good at haiku though,
        just not cognizant of war.
        Wah, not play game right.)


        • #44
          Naw, Sandy got gist
          If you can run start box you
          can do this game fine

          Don't run away yet
          DQs will awaken sometime
          Eventers needed


          • #45
            Eventers dress in
            colors, like clowns, studs in shoes
            haiku war, they lose [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img]


            • #46
              Dang straight studs in shoes!
              But the clowns are DQs. Make up
              like Tammy Baker

              Must go ride horse now
              You know ride. Oh yeah, that's right.
              Grooms do that for you


              • #47
                too many falls, with
                unapproved hat, make you think
                eventings all that


                • #48
                  Eventers go boom
                  Head falls off, that's no problem
                  They'll grow another


                  • #49
                    Dressage is da bomb
                    We ride such pretty horses
                    Not washed-up racers.


                    • #50
                      Camstock is on ground
                      Looking up at horse belly
                      Calls this thing riding


                      • #51
                        Eventers are gone
                        We shall dance in their start box
                        In our tiaras

                        [This message was edited by HeyYouNags on Aug. 09, 2002 at 05:41 PM.]


                        • #52
                          in our tiaras
                          and in our thongs and customs
                          scaring eventers


                          • #53
                            Red-truck driving Ho
                            you get on back here, finish
                            what you done started

                            Or I shall put a
                            banan in yer tailpipe, SPLUT!
                            CHOKE! FLllllp... (troll cursing).

                            Eventers race all
                            freakin' day; so they miss hap-
                            py hour. More for us.

                            Oh sparkly goddess
                            of Dresseur, I toast you with
                            a Mahgahrita.

                            [This message was edited by Cowgirl on Aug. 09, 2002 at 07:41 PM.]


                            • #54
                              Camstock sniggered:

                              <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Now Camstock giggles
                              Dressage horses do not stop?
                              Witness Risk Averse <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                              The Prozac Pony
                              Is nowhere near dressage horse
                              He WORKS for his hay

                              Jump here, gallop there
                              In a running martingale
                              With boots on his legs

                              We may not jump high
                              Or brave the scary ditches
                              But DQs? Never.

                              Approved helmet: Every ride; every time.
                              Approved helmet: Every time; every ride.
                              "When a sport gets to be predictable it ceases to be fun." - RAR's wise brother


                              • #55
                                sharks don't scare me now
                                Dressage Fairy Godmother
                                not newbie, won't run

                                eighteen posts, all pearls
                                unlike some, not verbose, wordy
                                lurks and knows the jokes

                                little time to play
                                too busy riding horses
                                haikus fun for once


                                • #56
                                  DFG beware-
                                  "pearls before swine" is my schtick.
                                  Big Dawg settles in.

                                  Camstock Faceplant! Whoa.
                                  Warm-up sport more complex than
                                  Eventers dream of.

                                  I was out riding,
                                  Missed three pages of Haiku!
                                  I was out RIDING


                                  • #57
                                    Returns to the battlefield
                                    Armed and dangerous!

                                    My safety vest on,
                                    ASTM helmet too
                                    This is war, DQs!

                                    A War of the Boards
                                    The battle rages onward
                                    Eventers will win! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img]


                                    "Got no excuses for the things that we've done; we were brave, we were crazy, we were mostly young." K.C.
                                    “A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it.”
                                    ? Albert Einstein



                                    • #58
                                      Eventer? No way
                                      DQ? Don't even go there
                                      Not even NH

                                      Style nouveau for us
                                      An event all to ourselves
                                      But what to call it?

                                      No demolition
                                      (though Camstock is inspiring)
                                      No diamonds either

                                      However...is that...
                                      ...a sheepskin fettish I see?
                                      Silver number studs?

                                      Ribbons bedecking
                                      Sweet favourite new browband?
                                      Bratty mare is glitzed

                                      Our style? What to call?
                                      Whiz by tiaras

                                      Suzy, slc,
                                      Velvet, and other DQs
                                      Left in spangled dust

                                      Mach 9 chosen gait
                                      Maybe joining eventers
                                      Not bad idea? [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
                                      ~Mighty TB Clique~


                                      • #59
                                        Race On, you twits! The
                                        frozen daquaris won't last
                                        long at this table.

                                        Cabana boy! Yes,
                                        You with the bulgy muscles!
                                        Come rub my feet. Mmmmmm.

                                        Lars! Hans! Rolf! Guenter!
                                        Untack my pferde while I sit
                                        and bask in dressage.

                                        Boy! Where are you go-
                                        ing with that muck bucket? Dump
                                        it in big red truck!

                                        Ah, a pitcher of
                                        mahgahritas! All for me;

                                        none for eventers.


                                        • #60
                                          More time to drink/more to stink.
                                          Choice is obvious.