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louise HIT ME NOW (haiku war)

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  • #21
    AJ big weenie
    retreats to eventing board
    suzy's a meanie


    • #22
      Suzy is Jealous
      No crashing pictures for her
      Maybe next life

      Camstock had bad week
      Crash, confidence fading fast
      BB friends big help


      • #23
        SLC haiku
        Suzy too funny


        • #24
          Eventers are fools
          Barely complete their dressage
          Then off to break necks


          • #25
            HeyYouNags watch it
            We want our necks broken cuz
            Neck braces look cool


            43% of all statistics are useless.
            "Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future!" - Niels Bohr


            • #26
              Hunter princesses
              Big money and puke green pants
              You call that riding?

              [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img]


              • #27
                big hug to Camstock
                Use your brain and don't jump stuff
                got that? thwack thwack thwack


                • #28
                  HeyYouNags quiet
                  We know where you live
                  Signature line, duh [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

                  Yes, I am kidding
                  Eventers don't threaten
                  We appear on doorstep

                  Still kidding Hey
                  But remember that we do
                  your sport as warm up. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img]


                  • #29
                    Suzy the DQ
                    Tells Camstock to stay grounded
                    Shark already hears [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img]


                    • #30
                      AJ thanks Camstock
                      Eventers stick together
                      Safety in numbers [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img]

                      AJ wants to see
                      Suzy out on cross-country
                      (Suzy faints with fear)

                      Tiaras aren't approved
                      No chinstraps or styrofoam
                      Head makes THUD. Lights out.

                      "Got no excuses for the things that we've done; we were brave, we were crazy, we were mostly young." K.C.
                      “A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it.”
                      ? Albert Einstein



                      • #31

                        Your jumper, he stops?
                        Dressage horse will not refuse
                        We meant to do that



                        • #32
                          Camstock is da bomb
                          Watch out Edgar Allen Poe!
                          The poetess speaks.

                          AJ must go now.
                          Horses hungry and thirsty
                          Goodbye forum friends!

                          Haiku has been fun
                          So many more to come
                          But maybe later.

                          "Got no excuses for the things that we've done; we were brave, we were crazy, we were mostly young." K.C.
                          “A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it.”
                          ? Albert Einstein



                          • #33
                            My good friend AJ
                            The DQs are quiet. Can't Hang
                            Let's take over forum

                            (to borrow a phrase) Muahahahahaha.


                            • #34
                              Cam's post is about Suzy so it belongs on the "Creating Bend" thread. Which only matters if this Haiku war is between slc's thread and mine. If it is between disciplines, then I'm getting back out of the way. However, don't forget to come over and write something poetic about Suzy to keep me entertained.

                              Cam, you came OFF?? Can't imagine what gymnastics THAT took after seeing what you can stick, girl!

                              Camstock face plant -- ouch!
                              Sticks like tick through sliding stop
                              and ditch jump stumble.


                              • #35
                                Sounds like fun Camstock!
                                If I only had the time [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif[/img]
                                Attack the DQs!

                                "Got no excuses for the things that we've done; we were brave, we were crazy, we were mostly young." K.C.
                                “A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it.”
                                ? Albert Einstein



                                • #36
                                  Now Camstock giggles
                                  Dressage horses do not stop?
                                  Witness Risk Averse [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img]


                                  • #37
                                    Camstock is nonplussed
                                    Sandy's post not all haiku
                                    Play along girlfriend. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]

                                    Same stop you saw live
                                    In living technicolor
                                    I'm simply obsessing

                                    I stayed on the horse
                                    It was not because I'm good
                                    Event gods' pity [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img]


                                    • #38
                                      DQs gonna play
                                      Eventers run away now
                                      We used to jump too


                                      • #39
                                        Pffft. DQs are wimps
                                        Exposed belly of horse world
                                        Losing haiku war

                                        Do come wake me up
                                        when you slacker geeks are done
                                        riding in circles [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img]


                                        • #40
                                          Advice given free
                                          Is worth what you pay for it
                                          So says Confucious

                                          Panties in a wad
                                          Sitting trot says evil Suz
                                          In the future, thongs