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  • <span class="ev_code_RED">eggbutt says to self, "gosh I loff this thread to relieve stress! what good friends!"</span>

    I can just vision tripods in the ocean....wonder which leg is the rudder? Or sail?

    I've come to from my smegma cooler haze and it's pouring rain here.......I think we'll have to hitch a ride on one of the military transports to get to wherever the prom is going to be. I can't wait to taste that Rodesian Ridgeback appetizer....I've never had RR dog before. Now a nice and tender Golden Retriever with the head left on showing that darling "smile" is simply something to die for.

    <span class="ev_code_BLUE">Smegma Cooler warning!!! Nasty Hangover after these things.......you make a sort of "honking" sound every time you walk!
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    • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by eggbutt:
      <span class="ev_code_BLUE">Smegma Cooler warning!!! Nasty Hangover after these things.......you make a sort of "honking" sound every time you walk!
      </span> </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

      nice...honk honk honk...

      are you SURE that there NJ isn't too high class for us? i mean, really...but it does sound nice...

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      • Oh I assure you there are some areas of NJ that are not too nice for us! Certainly we would be shunned off of LBI but I think we could find a nice place where the Pine Barens touch the Ocean and have our lovely prom on the beach. There are also plenty of places like Fort Dix where we could recruit some nice tripods!!
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        • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by eggbutt:
          I can just vision tripods in the ocean....wonder which leg is the rudder? Or sail? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

          Ahh... What about the mast?

          Honking sound? I experienced more of a deep-belly grunting sound as I went for my morning jog...
          Leap, and the net will appear

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          • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by eggbutt:
            Now a nice and tender Golden Retriever with the head left on showing that darling "smile" is simply something to die for.
            </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

            Yummm....*salivating*

            My work just all sang Happy Birthday to me and gave me cupcakes...
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            • I think there are plenty of places in NJ where we would be welcomed!

              Ohhh!!! My friend manages a Bob Evan's in NJ...maybe they could cater a breakfast for us after the prom!
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              • they can only cater if at least half of the waitstaff have LESS than 1/2 of their teeth. thats how the bob evans is here...

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                • Bob Evans? Come on, have some class, let's go to Denny's. I think those buffalo wings would go real well with my smegma cooler *honk*. BTW - just what part of a buffalo has wings? No-one has ever been able to tell me.
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                  I wouldn't event at all, but it feels SO GOOD when you complete in one piece...

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                  • well, if we are gonna have some class, lets really go at it and go to shoneys or the golden corral

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                    • Oh my...Shoney's...ick! My mom and I stopped there when we drove from California to Virginia...it was bad!

                      Well, if the Bob Evan's people have more than 1/2 their teeth, we can knock them out for them! Except we have to keep my friend's teeth...he's cute!
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                      • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by mcm7780:
                        <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by eggbutt:
                        Now a nice and tender Golden Retriever with the head left on showing that darling "smile" is simply something to die for.
                        </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

                        Yummm....*salivating*

                        My work just all sang Happy Birthday to me and gave me cupcakes... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

                        Hey...it's my birthday today too. Got any of those golden retriever cupcakes?
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                        • I just want to know how come Denny's lost all those racial discrimination cases where folks got crappy service because they were black?

                          I mean, that's differentfrom the way they treat us white folks because...????

                          At least they did serve the level 3 sex offender and his 14 year old abductee the same way

                          I have a question. I know this 19year old horse that flips over backward and is lame in 2 legs but can jump a 2"x4" on a couple of milk jugs. I know he can make Spruce Meadows in September but my trainer says no way.

                          I am the customer here and have called the owner and her vet who assure me he just has abcessess in both front feet due to a bad shoeing job. He also only flips over backwards due to a bad job by the saddle fitter. My trainer has rigged the crossties wrong and the horse flips over in them because of a bad job setting them up.

                          The owner of the 19 year old's trainer has offered to let me buy him for only 50k if I keep him at her barn and promised we'll be in the 1.5 meter class in 6 weeks.

                          What exercises can I do to get ready for the 1.5 meters? I currently do the 2'3" wannabe baby not too good Hunters but haven't placed well due to politics and my current trainer holding me back. I feel my current horse is too young to stress with lead changes...he's only 12.

                          This 19 year old should be ready to move on with.

                          What do I tell my current trainer to let him know he is holding me back and I am moving...and I have no intention of paying any bills before I go to somebody who just doesn't see that the customer is always right.
                          When opportunity knocks it's wearing overalls and looks like work.

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                          • just get your trainer to sleep with the judge. duh!

                            i think that 50K is cheap for this horse. its a steal, so hurry up and buy it. just drug it before spruce meadows, and get a list of show officials.

                            shoneys is nasty, really really nasty...and the only thing good at golden corral is the rolls. but, we have been bbqing horses and dogs, so really...

                            will someone please call in to the johnboy and billy show in the morning and win some of their grillin sauce, cause we are about out from the 4th of july bash...

                            oh, and can someone please tell me again what BOSS is?

                            and my momma just got sent to prison, so will someone please send her a box of flax seed cookies? i would make some, but i donated all of my money to get the supplies for the cookies...thanks. just address it to momma delapp at the NC State Penn.

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                            • hey, i donated 6,000 er, 8,000 dollars to the flax seed cookie fund...so can i be in that clique too?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?! ?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?

                              oh, aNd My MoM sAiD tHaT sHe WoUlD sEnD oNe Of ThE pRiSoN vAnS fOr PeOpLe ThAt DoN't HaVe A rIdE tO ThE pRoM

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                              • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by jetsmom:
                                naters-Why don't you have a little fun with the Rhodesian Ridgebacks owners when they return? Just before they get back, get a bunch of hair gel and smooth out the ridges that run down their back.
                                <span class="ev_code_RED">Happy Birthday mcm!!!!!!!!!!!!!</span>
                                Reynard Ridge- Does this mean the 700.00 pony's sheath doesn't get cleaned by you, or is it a mare? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


                                ROTFLMAO Thats funny!
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                                • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by eggbutt:


                                  <span class="ev_code_RED">eggbutt says to self, "gosh I loff this thread to relieve stress! what good friends!"</span>

                                  I can just vision tripods in the ocean....wonder which leg is the rudder? Or sail?

                                  I've come to from my smegma cooler haze and it's pouring rain here.......I think we'll have to hitch a ride on one of the military transports to get to wherever the prom is going to be. I can't wait to taste that Rodesian Ridgeback appetizer....I've never had RR dog before. Now a nice and tender Golden Retriever with the head left on showing that darling "smile" is simply something to die for.

                                  <span class="ev_code_BLUE">Smegma Cooler warning!!! Nasty Hangover after these things.......you make a sort of "honking" sound every time you walk!
                                  </span> </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

                                  hehehe we just got back from petsmart, where I got a HUGE bag of Dog food.... gonna fatten them up before the prom/bbq!
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                                  • I have 3 dogs here drving me up a tree!! (cracks open smegma cooler) ahhhhhh anyway, we can cook them up. Does anyone have a tripod i can borrow for the prom? o and the flax seed cookies are coming along great. the people at walmart look at me funny when i load up my cart with flax and frosting, but they're just jealous.
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                                    • [delapp512 sets down her smegma cooler with a shot of BOSS and prepares to type]

                                      My name is Danielle, and I am addicted to the COTH BB's, Smegma Coolers, Rescue BBQ, Twinkies, Tripods, and Flax Seed Cookies.

                                      I realize that I have a problem, er, problems, and I do not feel the need to eliminate any of these things from my life.

                                      I have tried to cut down on the smegma coolers because my horse is getting a little cranky from all of the sheath cleaning, but there ARE 94 other horses in the barn...

                                      Finders, i have a tripod you can HAVE. I've got three, and personally, I can only handle them after either 2 bloody olivers or 1 really strong smegma cooler. so you can have your pick of the three. wow, i didn't know you were putting frosting on the cookies! woohoo! what kind?

                                      i think that we need to work on beating the page count AND the time count that the CBER thread currently holds...i mean, all the cool kids who eat lunch together are here, so we should be able to do it!

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                                      • So can you make smegma cooler from the udder crust on a mare? 'cause that's all I have now and I'm missing out...

                                        I know, you can keep your upper crust, I'll take my udder crust. What an ad slogan...place that product if you can.

                                        I know I will cross that other bridge, the one over the fire. And waiting for me will be animals I have helped or encountered. The German Shepard who chased me at age 10 on my bike for 6 blocks before knocking me off and biting my butt. The stray cat I rescued that bit my thumb and severed the nerve rendering it unbendable to this day-how convenient. The fancy TB that tripled his bonafide rescue purchase price in 8 weeks and rewarded me by bucking me off at all too regular intervals. My current mare will greet me as she does on this side of the bridge..ears flat and teeth snapping.

                                        Yeah, I can hardly wait to cross over.

                                        Pass me another Udder Crust.
                                        When opportunity knocks it's wearing overalls and looks like work.

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                                        • chism -- HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Wanna get your forehead botoxed with me? I figure that since I'm 25 now, I should start getting some work done! *L*

                                          findeight -- Your trainer is obviously an idiot who is scared to let you move on because then you'll look better than them! Ditch him NOW! If you want, I can send you my 47 y/o Welsh who is 16.8 hh. He needs tons of special meds to be pasture sound, but I'm sure you could get him to Spruce Meadows in September with a little bit of BOSS. I could sell him to you for only 76K.

                                          THIS IS NOT AN AD!
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