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  • Original Poster

    #21
    I think if you are being ridden deep, you are committing a Lewd act!

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    • #22
      ROFLMAO!!!!

      Perfect for a Monday!

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      • #23
        O please, this is simple, you just need to clicker train the beast!!!!...and perhaps the judge needs to sleep w/ your BNT as well.
        Strong promoter of READING the entire post before responding.

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        • #24
          Hell on Hooves

          Proud owner of the $300 pony!

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          • Original Poster

            #25
            WeLL I ThiNk I FouNd A SolUtion...I Am GOIng TO tAkE sOme LessOnS FrOm A TraInEr KnoWN AS PV. He SAiD MY HOrSE Is REaLLy NicE AnD tHat I ShOulD iNsure hIm For Lots Of MonEy, SiNce YOUng HorSEs Can Be AccIdeNt PrONe.

            He AnD His FriEND Joe P. Are GoiNG tO Meet With ME And My GraNdMothEr AnD hAve TEa In FroNT OF A NiCE RaGinG FirE In THe FirEplAce To DisCuss BuyIng SomE NiCe New ProSpEcts.

            So I THiNk I Am On My WaY To The BiG TIME. AlREaDy He Is ScHoolIng ME By TyING My StIrrUpS To The Girth. IT Has HELPEd My LeG So MucH.

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            • #26
              Forget the binder twine and tying up of your legs. Do your GP test this weekend and if the rollkur method hasn't worked then your horse must have corns...and you know what that means! Sadly, he'll have to be put down and you'll be back to looking at that free 6 year old now schooling with a member of some Olympic team...

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              • #27


                Don't forget your Musical Freestyle Music too! I agree you should do the GP and MFS this weekend before searching for new prospects. When you do begin your search, be sure to research all the variable colors any offspring of any of your horses might produce!! Oh, and don't forget the string test!

                This is just too funny for words! Thanks so much Jetsmom!

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                • Original Poster

                  #28
                  Finders Keepers- I TrIed To ClIcker TraIn Him But I Am BloNde AnD aCcidentAlly Mixed Up The HanD wIth The CliCker, WitH thE hAnd With The TreaT AnD He Ate The CliCker And Now Is Choking. The ReaLLy Bad ThinG Is ThaT thE horse That Is Stalled Beside Him, IS Clicker TraiNED, And Every Time My Horse tries to Swallow, He makes A clicking Noise aNd the horse Beside Him Is PraCticAlly DoinG cartwheels tryiNg To Figure out WhAt To Do To Get A TreaT. If HE iS Still CHokIng TomOrrOw, ShouLd I cAlL The Vet?
                  MaYbe I ShouLd PoSt ThiS iN The Horse CAre Forum.

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                  • #29
                    PLEASE STOP! I'm gonna get fired and then I'll have to start a "I lost my job and don't know what to do" thread!

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                    • #30
                      oh crap. i JUST got this new keyboard....
                      jetsmom, you one funny lady!

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                      • #31
                        haha lol!
                        I love cats, I love every single cat....
                        So anyway I am a cat lover
                        And I love to run.

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                        • #32
                          <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by jetsmom:
                          If HE iS Still CHokIng TomOrrOw ShouLd I cAlL The Vet?
                          </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

                          It's been 15 minutes and I'm still leaking tears of laughter over this one! Lordy, how many times have we all read something similar on this board posted very seriously by someone?!!!! Too, too funny. Thank you again Jetsmom!

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                          • Original Poster

                            #33
                            Can You tell I was having a boring Monday?

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                            • #34
                              Yes, you need to call the vet immediately!

                              And if that vet doesn't agree with the advice we give you here, then the vet is an idiot, and you need to call another one!

                              And another one, and another one, until one tells you exactly what we tell you!


                              P.S. Have you considered that your horse may have been carried crooked in the womb?

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                              • #35
                                Maybe it's time to call the Animal Communicator again to discuss the clicker-in-the-throat!

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                                • #36

                                  GAWD! I needed this today! Thanks all!
                                  This will def be an all-time fav!
                                  www.savethehorses.org GA Horse Rescue
                                  http://community.webshots.com/user/seahorsefarm

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                                  • #37
                                    Since we're already on Page 2, isn't it time for an "UPDATE" in the title?!!

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                                    • Original Poster

                                      #38
                                      Eggbutt-How's That?

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                                      • #39
                                        OK - my boss (not BOSS, but real boss) just came down the hall to see what was so funny.....I just smiled sheepishly.....

                                        You forgot to add "jingles needed" although that may be a bit too sacreligous!

                                        My, my I sure needed this one today. Thanks for the umpteenth time!

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                                        • #40
                                          I wouldn't worry about the choking...just Ace the hell outta horsey and ride like the wind!
                                          www.savethehorses.org GA Horse Rescue
                                          http://community.webshots.com/user/seahorsefarm

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