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  • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dalliance:
    So now when some axehole pulls out in front of me when I'm driving, I can call him a fruitbathead. Right? And the hoo hoo thing gives a whole new meaning to Bush Hog (we do have one on the tractor) <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Bush Hog?
    www.tailtuxedos.com
    Growing old is inevitable; Growing up is optional.

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    • <span class="ev_code_RED">OMG!!!!</span> I haven't laughed so hard since question for Merry... Keys on this numping computor are now all stuck together, being aghasted. Picturing Santa numping into the fing year...

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      • Gottaride, Use your imagination...

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        • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wtywmn4:
          Picturing Santa numping into the fing year... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
          Don'tcha know, that's why Rudolf's nose is red.
          "I did know once, only I've sort of forgotten." - Winnie the Pooh

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          • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Oldenburg Mom:
            <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Bugs-n-Frodo:
            BTW, you REEK HAVEK with HO HOs. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

            Is that before or after you eat them? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

            *I* ain't gonna touch that one.
            My horse is bomb-proof.
            Everything else scares the crap outta him, though...

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            • I think we all need a new dispenser of denial floss.

              As to "rode hard and put up wet". I don't think that pmc's statement can possibly be improved upon.

              Now just for my reference, this thread has added the following to the lexicon:

              denial floss
              HHH: unit of measure
              Ho-Hoos: the hoo-hoo's of self-employed women with very low overhead.
              Frozen Ho-hos: can't even imagine what one would do w... {blush} nevermind.
              Fruitbathead: all purpose cuss-word to be used on complete idiots (and any of my horses when they misbehave).

              What have I missed?

              Oh and I LOFF the gnomes for the dressage ring. I had been threatening to use plastic flamingoes painted in neon colors, but I have now seen the light. Gnomes and fruitbats are the way to go!
              They don't call me frugal for nothing.
              Proud and achy member of the Eventing Grannies clique.

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              • Well, it was all fun and games until someone turned the discussion to reeking hoohoos. You know, down here in the civilized U.S., we have hot showers.

                Question for LHU: Do I dare to eat a peach?

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                • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by frugalannie:
                  Oh and I LOFF the gnomes for the dressage ring. I had been threatening to use plastic flamingoes painted in neon colors, but I have now seen the light. Gnomes and fruitbats are the way to go! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                  Why choose? Use gnomes *and* flamingos! How cool would that be?

                  Oh, and those chili pepper lights on a string for riding at night...
                  My horse is bomb-proof.
                  Everything else scares the crap outta him, though...

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                  • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lord Helpus:
                    If anyone (God knows it won't be me) brings up fruit and, er, shivering mammalian fish, it will have only taken us exactly 2 years to have come full circle. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
                    Why, whatever are you referring to?

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                    • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by HeyYouNags:
                      Well, it was all fun and games until someone turned the discussion to reeking hoohoos. You know, down here in the civilized U.S., we have hot showers.

                      <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
                      Well, we'd have hot showers up here too, if the damn pipes didn't keep freezing. Do you think indoor plumbing might help?
                      My horse is bomb-proof.
                      Everything else scares the crap outta him, though...

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                      • Aggie thought it was all those <span class="ev_code_RED">HO-HO'S</span>

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                        • Original Poster

                          And then, of course, there are different HoHo levels. Skank Ho, Ho Bag ...

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                          • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by HeyYouNags:
                            Question for LHU: Do I dare to eat a peach? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                            Oh hunny,

                            Do you have any idea of the question you really just asked?
                            "He lives in a cocoon of solipsism"

                            Charles Krauthammer speaking about Trump

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                            • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Coreene:
                              And then, of course, there are different HoHo levels. Skank Ho, Ho Bag ... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
                              Ironically, Snow White was a HoHo. Why else would the dwarves have been singing, "Hi ho! Hi ho!..."
                              "I did know once, only I've sort of forgotten." - Winnie the Pooh

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                              • Because she was too tall...High Ho..or on the PINK PILLS
                                Makes me ponder over The Lone Ranger...
                                High Ho, Silver....AAAWWWAAAYYY

                                Is it time to Whoa on the Ho's Or would that be the hose
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                                Go, Baby, Go......
                                Aefvue Farms Footing Inspector

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                                • Uh Oh...I feel a song coming on !

                                  Hi Ho! Hi Ho!
                                  We’re dressage gnomes, you know
                                  We are all HeidiHooHoo height
                                  Hi Ho! Hi Ho! Hi Ho!

                                  HooHoo, HoHoo,
                                  We’ll hold the chain for you.
                                  With pink flamingos all day long,
                                  Hi Ho! Hi Ho!
                                  www.tailtuxedos.com
                                  Growing old is inevitable; Growing up is optional.

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                                  • I was thinking more along the lines of Cab Calloway's
                                    Heidi Heidi Heidi Hay (is that the water bucket or the manger)
                                    Heidi Heidi Heidi Ho...
                                    F O.B
                                    Resident racing historian ~~~ Re-riders Clique
                                    Founder of the Mighty Thoroughbred Clique

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                                    • Verse 3:

                                      And when it's night
                                      'neath chili pepper light
                                      We'll nump and fing
                                      And do our thing

                                      Hi Ho, until we get it right...
                                      My horse is bomb-proof.
                                      Everything else scares the crap outta him, though...

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                                      • horse
                                        *************************
                                        Go, Baby, Go......
                                        Aefvue Farms Footing Inspector

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                                        • Im lost.

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