I just heard from my farrier- you know how those big, butch men gossip- that Pat has revealed his retaliation for Linda and David's new best selling Homanship tapes.
Pat and Madonna will be collaborating on an album with companion coffee table book. Photographs will include Madonna reclining on a magical Gypsy Vanner while Pat plays the 'Porcupine Game...'
The album features Pat singing, "Like a Mustang," a cover of 'Like a Virgin' dedicated to Nevada Joe, the Parelli trained Mustang featured in horse illustrated. Rumor has it that the music video is already in production and will show Madonna in a vinyl outfit with spike heels and pointy brassiere whipping Pat with a carrot stick.
"The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated." - Gandhi
I'm not sure that isn't just a rumor, because Madonna is so into the leather thing, and Pat is not. I mean, can you see Madonna photographed in just a rope halter or a minimalist bareback pad? I think not.
I heard Pat was going to try recording an album with Brittany Spears, because she's easy, I mean, easy to work with.
There are few in the Dressage Forum who know how to deal with horse porn.
it's because their panties are already in a twist, can't take any more twistage. To solve this, pretend to be Lady Godiva or better yet, Madonna! Some of that stuff she wears has so many straps and buckles on it, her undies ain't goin nowhere!