They Finally Solved One Of The Greatest Mysteries Of The 20th Century!
There was always a whisper that somewhere in the New Mexico desert was a buried cache of Atari products, namely all the copies of ET: The Extra-Terrestrial that Atari had made up but couldn't sell. For years, Atari refused to comment and people spent a lot of time and money trying to prove or debunk the myth and Atari even said at one point before their demise that it was just fantasy nonsense. Well, Atari was a bunch of lying bastards because the suspected burial site of their shameful secret was dug up today and laid bare for the world to see. What did they find? Well, they found a bunch of ET cartridges along with quite a few other titles and some other stuff that we'll get to see over the next week or so.
Thus do we growl that our big toes have,
at this moment, been thrown up from below!