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    Unhappy Stupid Cat

    The Tom is AWOL....have not seen a hair of him all day yesterday...nor heard him up in a tree somewhere...
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    Not your problem. A grown cat can run his own life.... at least some of the time. Give him a few more days before you ask law enforcement to put out some kind of Amber Alert. (We on the West Coast need to recover from the one last week before we get jacked up for your missing cat.)
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    Thanks
    I needed that laugh.
    Now go out find my stupid cat!
    (because he's shortbus special...)

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    The worst will be when he comes back, looking pretty good, saying "What's all the hubbub, bub?" (That's from a cartoon). Give him a few days.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mvp View Post
    The worst will be when he comes back, looking pretty good, saying "What's all the hubbub, bub?" (That's from a cartoon). Give him a few days.
    He just walked in...gone for two days, he isn't even hungry!

    You know what that means!

    Stupid cat!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alagirl View Post
    He just walked in...gone for two days, he isn't even hungry!

    You know what that means!

    Stupid cat!
    Stupid cat indeed.

    You have been had.
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    Oh yeah!

    He's all cuddly today, kind of like a guy coming home from an affair...I looove you soooo much Honey....

    I should kick his tail!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alagirl View Post
    I should kick his tail!
    Have you tried to kick a cat's tail? All narrow and squiggly and all?

    God made them a loaf-shaped, football like animal so as to give would-be human kickers half a target. OTOH, you can't kick a purring cat.

    He's the cat (man) who says, "You know honey, the whole time I was driving home I was thinking about how to explain it best: Sleeping with her convinced me that I really love you," and doesn't see why that is a problem.

    It was the best, most effective "make up" thing he could think to say.

    Now that is a stupid cat (man).
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    Quote Originally Posted by mvp View Post
    God made them a loaf-shaped, football like animal so as to give would-be human kickers half a target. OTOH, you can't kick a purring cat.
    Sig'd
    Quote Originally Posted by Bristol Bay View Post
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