but really, between the camel toe, the porn background music, and the spanking motions, i just can't watch anymore :P
The spanking got me too.
But seriously, if you haven't read the comments on Amazon, please do.
A few gems: Does not say anything about Camel Toe control while Prancersizing.® Writer needs to add a chapter or consider writing a second volume.
I have never felt so alive...While galloping in the park earlier today someone even confused me with Sarah Jessica Parker and asked me for my autograph!
And hey, it even helps with self-defense Seriously, alone, in a subway, start Prancercising up and down the quay. Trust me....Nobody will bother you and even more amazing, there will be nobody sitting near you either. Added bonus, I got my cardio in. This is awesome. I am so thankful for this form of excercising. I feel so much safer when I travel to DC, Atlanta, and NYC.
I had the blinders on for a while until I started to prance around. Now I'm sold! I'm on the bandwagon. I think I'm going to start "flamingo meditation" ... or flamitation. hmmmm.
i didn't read anything past this post. Bingo.
Size of hands and uniquely muscled forearm, check. Hips in direct alignment with rib cage, not wider, check.
Great legs with no thigh fat towards the top, check. Too long and angular face with exaggerated makeup, check. Camel toe emphasis, check. Learned "graceful" movements, oddly stiff and practiced, check. But also quite a sad face underneath it, with suffering (okay I am projecting) written on it.
I don't think I commented on this originally but it came on while I was at the gym with my non horsie boyfriend I saw him glance at the TV make a scrunchy face and go back to his dead lifts... I look up and I'm like OMG have you heard about this (admittedly too excitedly, but that's just me) I then proceeded to give him a demonstration (with the gym junkies watching) and the benefits etc, he was like dear god you're joking right O.o He then clarified that horses do not move like that... ever, and that I didn't actually think about adding this to my exercise routine. I guess you had to be there but his reaction was hysterical
I'll take one for the team... think ball cup for football players.... i's basically a stiffish padded pad that I believe sticks to your undies or yoga pants and covers the lady parts. It's shaped kinda like a bike seat from my googling.