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  1. #101
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    Quote Originally Posted by GotGait View Post
    The only thing that would make this better is if she was brandishing a carrot stick.
    You win the internets!



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    Well she was just on CNN, and yep, she is laughing all the way to the bank, she doesn't care a bit if people make fun of her! (that's a good thing, I think)
    Only part of me worries...the other part doesn't believe in it.
    Wings of Desire


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  3. #103
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    Quote Originally Posted by DieBlaueReiterin View Post
    but really, between the camel toe, the porn background music, and the spanking motions, i just can't watch anymore :P
    The spanking got me too.

    But seriously, if you haven't read the comments on Amazon, please do.

    A few gems:
    Does not say anything about Camel Toe control while Prancersizing.® Writer needs to add a chapter or consider writing a second volume.

    I have never felt so alive...While galloping in the park earlier today someone even confused me with Sarah Jessica Parker and asked me for my autograph!

    And hey, it even helps with self-defense
    Seriously, alone, in a subway, start Prancercising up and down the quay. Trust me....Nobody will bother you and even more amazing, there will be nobody sitting near you either. Added bonus, I got my cardio in. This is awesome. I am so thankful for this form of excercising. I feel so much safer when I travel to DC, Atlanta, and NYC.

    I had the blinders on for a while until I started to prance around. Now I'm sold! I'm on the bandwagon. I think I'm going to start "flamingo meditation" ... or flamitation. hmmmm.

    Fantastic.


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  4. #104
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    It's all in the marketing! Anything - anything will sell.
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  5. #105
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chall View Post
    i didn't read anything past this post. Bingo.
    Size of hands and uniquely muscled forearm, check. Hips in direct alignment with rib cage, not wider, check.
    Great legs with no thigh fat towards the top, check. Too long and angular face with exaggerated makeup, check. Camel toe emphasis, check. Learned "graceful" movements, oddly stiff and practiced, check. But also quite a sad face underneath it, with suffering (okay I am projecting) written on it.
    I'm with you guys. I'm betting that underneath that coral cardigan, jewelry, wig and white yoga pants Joanna looks pretty much like this:
    http://www.ebay.com/itm/330930930648...84.m1436.l2649

    In fact, here's nearly the whole ensemble:
    http://www.ebay.com/itm/261213726696...84.m1436.l2649
    http://www.ebay.com/itm/370825458845...84.m1436.l2649
    http://www.ebay.com/itm/390603281110...84.m1436.l2649
    "Living is easy with eyes closed. Misunderstanding all you see." from the gospel of John and Paul.


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  6. #106
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    Like I said - Happy Hour in Palm Springs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HorseKrazy View Post
    All I saw was camel toe and sparkle fingers.....
    More like moose knuckle than camel toe...


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  8. #108
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    ROFLMAO yikes!!



    Quote Originally Posted by airhorse View Post
    More like moose knuckle than camel toe...


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    Quote Originally Posted by MMorgan View Post
    I'm with you guys. I'm betting that underneath that coral cardigan, jewelry, wig and white yoga pants Joanna looks pretty much like this:
    http://www.ebay.com/itm/330930930648...84.m1436.l2649

    In fact, here's nearly the whole ensemble:
    http://www.ebay.com/itm/261213726696...84.m1436.l2649
    http://www.ebay.com/itm/370825458845...84.m1436.l2649
    http://www.ebay.com/itm/390603281110...84.m1436.l2649
    Hey, it's been a while since I played with Barbies, but I don't remember Camel Toe Ken.


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    I want her bra. Those things are NOT moving AT ALL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mara View Post
    Hey, it's been a while since I played with Barbies, but I don't remember Camel Toe Ken.
    Honestly, neither do I. But you must admit that there's a very striking resemblance, particularly #s 7 and 10 of the Ken auction, no?

    Camel toe comes fully assembled.
    "Living is easy with eyes closed. Misunderstanding all you see." from the gospel of John and Paul.



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    Aww the poor thing must have EPM to be moving like that. Someone needs to take her to the vet!


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    This made it on to Chelsea Lately tonight. Camel toe and all. Lol, just awesome...



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    Quote Originally Posted by MMorgan View Post
    I'm with you guys. I'm betting that underneath that coral cardigan, jewelry, wig and white yoga pants Joanna looks pretty much like this:
    http://www.ebay.com/itm/330930930648...84.m1436.l2649

    In fact, here's nearly the whole ensemble:
    http://www.ebay.com/itm/261213726696...84.m1436.l2649
    http://www.ebay.com/itm/370825458845...84.m1436.l2649
    http://www.ebay.com/itm/390603281110...84.m1436.l2649
    That first link! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!! Oh, my, can't breathe!

    (In case they take the link down before you get to see it -- it's an anatomically incorrect, naked-below-the-waist, don-we-now-our-gay-apparel (waist up) Ken.
    I have a Fjord! Life With Oden


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    The unicorn parody is the best!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suau3znYlgo



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    I don't think I commented on this originally but it came on while I was at the gym with my non horsie boyfriend I saw him glance at the TV make a scrunchy face and go back to his dead lifts... I look up and I'm like OMG have you heard about this (admittedly too excitedly, but that's just me) I then proceeded to give him a demonstration (with the gym junkies watching) and the benefits etc, he was like dear god you're joking right O.o He then clarified that horses do not move like that... ever, and that I didn't actually think about adding this to my exercise routine. I guess you had to be there but his reaction was hysterical


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    a Camel toe pad?! I'd google but I'm at work...
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    I'll take one for the team... think ball cup for football players.... i's basically a stiffish padded pad that I believe sticks to your undies or yoga pants and covers the lady parts. It's shaped kinda like a bike seat from my googling.



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