My schnauzer was getting to where she just could not hear. I took her to the vet, who said her ears were just too full of hair. The vet said, "Now, I can charge you an arm and a leg to clip out all this hair, but what I recommend is that you go to the drugstore and ask your pharmacist for some Nair hair removal creme and just put some on the inside of your schnauzer's ears."
So I went to the drugstore and asked the pharmacist for some Nair. He said, "If you are going to put it on your underarms, then wait two or three days before you use any deodorant."
I said, "I'm not going to put it on my underarms."
He said, "If you're going to put it on your legs, then wait two or three days before you put on any moisturizer."
I said, "I'm not going to put it on my legs. If you must know, I'm going to put it on my schnauzer."
The pharmacist just looked at me and said, "Then wait two or three days before you ride your horse."
Last edited by Rackonteur; Apr. 25, 2013 at 01:36 PM.