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  1. #1
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    Default The Winners - By a Beak!

    "No matter how well you perform there's always somebody of intelligent opinion who thinks it's lousy." - Laurence Olivier



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    For their sake I hope they can take off and fly faster than they can waddle



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    Ducks always kill me.

    The expression "happier than a pig in **" is not a good one. Pigs are NOT happy in **. They are happy in mud.

    I suggest we replace it with a statement about ducks in rain/puddles. They dance, sing, & in general really give a good image having a bang-up time.


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    That must have been a fun race to call with four jockeys in red silks! Holy cow.



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    Maybe they're insured by Aflac?
    “There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation. One is by the sword. The other is by debt.”
    John Adams


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    snort...
    the NOT!! Spoiled!! Arabian Protectavest poster pony lives on in my heart http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o...pscc2a5330.jpg



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