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  1. #1
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    Default any clothing optional people here?

    just wondering...
    I am about to get nekkid at camp and am equally looking forward to swimming sans spandex and being worried i'll be em-bare-assed.
    my riding buddy has been a member for years and got us in---it's a super private and tiny camp resort--just gotta be ok with nekkid seniors strolling about I guess!
    and yes, dh is appalled,lol!



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    I would if there was something local! Check out the movie, Wanderlust


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    Nope, I'd scare the wildlife.


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    lol, we've seen it. our camp is not as 'loose' as that one though. it's primarily seniors from quebec who walk around in sandals and black socks,lol.


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    If it's Seniors, then EVERYTHING is HANGING loose No reason to be embarrassed!


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    No. I would get sunburned and bug bit bad. Probably get heat ass from sitting on a tractor for the hours and hours at a time.


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    Quote Originally Posted by rmh_rider View Post
    No. I would get sunburned and bug bit bad. Probably get heat ass from sitting on a tractor for the hours and hours at a time.
    Or if you have an old-school tractor seat, you'd have an ass looking like a Belgian waffle
    Founder of the I LOFF my worrywart TB clique!
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    tractor shmachter, I intend to row my boat every dang day at sunrise.
    either that or have a tequila sunrise.
    but no more tractors for me for a while,lol!


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    And here I'm proposing a $10 fine for every member of our trail association caught dead riding in a tank top!


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    One of my SO's friends and his girlfriend used to be a member of a nekkid club. SHE loved it because even though the men looking were all geriatrics (sp), she was getting attention. He (my SO's friend) found it creepy and not all that much to look at. I think they went about four times and then stopped going.
    "Dogs are man's best friend. Cats are man's adorable little serial killer." -- theoatmeal.com


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    I kept my clothes on, but I drove into a nudest colony once. It was by mistake, but I saw things that I cannot un-see


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    Caught dead? You can't fine a dead person...
    "Relinquish your whip!!"


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    I love being nekkid! I'm always naked at home, I throw a tank and chonies on in front of my mom and if we're going somewhere she's always like "go put some clothes on!"

    Secret: my husband is SUPER conservative Mormon, and I *totally* bathed my horse in my bikini at the barn today, while someone was there Blasphemy!


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    isn't it funny how people are about nekkid bodies,lol?
    I've always hated clothing in warm weather, and even though I have a gorgeous waterfall and swimming hole in my backyard I rarely use it--only if I know i'm alone so I can swim and play sans clothing. but oh when I get to glide thru that clean fresh water--it's heavenly.



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    Nope. What rmh_rider said--I'd have third-degree sunburn and then there are bugs and dirt. (And water? Gah, I have enough trouble being willing to set foot in untreated, untested fresh water WITH clothing.)



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    I swim naked in my pool and tan naked by the pool. Honestly I'm not a huge fan of clothes in general. I mosey around my home naked quite a bit and sometimes don a robe if needed. I just don't like constrictive fabrics and bras and panties. I would go nude more often if socially acceptable.
    I am on my phone 90% of the time. Please ignore typos, misplaced lower case letters, and the random word butchered by autocowreck.



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    My tractor seat doesn't have a waffle seat. But if it did, I would have a back side like a crocodile or waffle cone!

    On my tractor I use an old gel pad (not foam pad) for extra comfort, and a dish towel on top of it. If not, I get heat ass/cr0tch, or athletes foot on me bum. The clean dish towel (or any towel) is the key. If I did the bush hogging necked, with the towel, I would probably get rump rub.

    TBRedhead, you had clothes on. Go all the no-clothes for a better effect today and rewash your horse!

    I know all about afflictions of bum/body/heat rub, I rode endurance for many many years.



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    Dear lord in heaven... I'd leave my clothes on to SHOWER if I could!!!
    Quarry Rat


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    Quote Originally Posted by TBRedHead View Post
    I love being nekkid! I'm always naked at home, I throw a tank and chonies on in front of my mom and if we're going somewhere she's always like "go put some clothes on!"
    What are chonies?

    I have been to some hippy fairs where paint was the only clothing worn.
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    Used to go to a pagan festival a couple times/year that was clothing optional. A few folks took advantage of that. Most I did was only wear a sarong. I'd go nekkid more often in warm weather if I didn't ABHORE the sweat that develops between my thighs (yes, I need to lose a bit of weight). Can't wait to have the hot tub actually installed and working. Unless I have company, it will definitely be a "skinny" tub!
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