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    Red face Now there is a horse for all you single ladies!

    Last edited by Alagirl; Apr. 15, 2013 at 11:42 AM.
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    Try setting your broomstick to fly at a lower altitude.


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    I don't get it. What does a horse named Kayacker have to do with women being single?
    Homeopathy claims water can cure you since it once held medicine. That's like saying you can get sustenance from an empty plate because it once held food.



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    Very Funny!



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    Quote Originally Posted by arabhorse2 View Post
    I don't get it. What does a horse named Kayacker have to do with women being single?
    Kayaking vs canoeing, Honey OT day joke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alagirl View Post
    Kayaking vs canoeing, Honey OT day joke.
    Ah, I see. I don't usually participate in OT day. Too many whackadoodles making TMI posts.
    Homeopathy claims water can cure you since it once held medicine. That's like saying you can get sustenance from an empty plate because it once held food.



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    HAHAHAHAHAHA. Good one. He's also really a cutie to boot.


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    It certainly would unmask all the COTHers if you showed up with this steed and they stared grinning

    Show name: Canoe for one; Kayaking; Up the Creek; Down the River
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    Or, as it'd be announced at the shows, "Jess H riding Her Kayak" or "Alagirl on A Canoeing Trip"

    (Not making any personal comments, OP, just figured I couldn't handle two at the same show. Er. So to speak.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by jess h View Post
    Or, as it'd be announced at the shows, "Jess H riding Her Kayak" or "Alagirl on A Canoeing Trip"

    (Not making any personal comments, OP, just figured I couldn't handle two at the same show. Er. So to speak.)
    Alagirl would be riding Down the River, fo sho! (or 'Canoe for one)

    But You could pin point our partners in crime by the pockets of laughter in the stands!
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    It just struck me that they make single kayaks and double kayaks. Guess that leaves lots of room for creativity, LOL.


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    He's very very handsome.



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    And for those wondering in show standings i saw a horse named topless !
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    ha!

    And he's super cute, to boot.
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