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    Default NJ Court Denies Samantha Lawton-Duthies Motion to Dismiss

    Elizabeth Mandarino
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    For the love of christ. No one cares. Please stop cluttering up our perfectly nice forum with this nonsense.


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    What are people's favorite rare earth elements?


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    Quote Originally Posted by SnicklefritzG View Post
    What are people's favorite rare earth elements?
    I like dysprosium.


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    Well, shorty took my choice. I'd pick another, but all the good ones Argon.
    "Aye God, Woodrow..."


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    Quote Originally Posted by SnicklefritzG View Post
    What are people's favorite rare earth elements?
    Neodymium. I like a good, strong refrigerator magnet.


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    I dunno ... It's a toss up between yttrium and ytterbium ... Because how many other words start with Y-T-T ...?


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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFIvX...e_gdata_player

    I hope the link works, let's all sing!


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    Quote Originally Posted by MHM View Post
    Ouch.
    I couldn't think of one that was funny and involved an element (thought of lots using ions though)...I've been grading all night and had a physics exam earlier, have limited creativity . Sad...


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    The real truth about the periodic table:
    http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphoto...68916346_n.jpg


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    Quote Originally Posted by supershorty628 View Post
    Chemistry puns Bohr me.
    I find them a perfectly Nobel pursuit.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sticky Situation View Post
    I find them a perfectly Nobel pursuit.
    I've made a few jokes about oxygen and potassium... they went OK.


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    Quote Originally Posted by alittlextra View Post
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFIvX...e_gdata_player

    I hope the link works, let's all sing!
    Excellent tune!



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    Why are hamburgers lower energy than steaks?


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    Something to do with ground?


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    What do you do with dead ponies?

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    Barium!


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    Quote Originally Posted by skydy View Post
    Something to do with ground?
    Yeah. Hamburgers are lower energy because they are in the ground state.


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    Quote Originally Posted by SnicklefritzG View Post
    Why are hamburgers lower energy than steaks?
    Because they're in a ground state!

    Oops, must have posted at the same time as you..


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    IBTL.

    So...anyone showing this weekend?


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