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  1. #1
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    Feb. 22, 2012
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    Cool Stuff endurance riders say:

    My Arab has racing bloodlines!
    Do these tights make my butt look big?
    Does xyz test?
    Omg-I lost a hoof boot!
    Have you seen my sponge?
    Is this bucket for sponging or drinking?
    The vet totally ignored my horses wind puffs
    Omg( horses name), please don't kill me today!
    The first 40 miles were easy but the last 10 just about killed me!
    Do you have any extra electroyltes?
    My horse broke out of his pen!
    How much time do we have left?
    Do you have any extra hay, my horse likes yours better!
    My horse isn't drinking!
    We totally missed a turn
    I would kill for a sandwich/beer / Popsicle!
    Add any others you can think of!!



  2. #2
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    Sep. 26, 2011
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    If I can just hang on for the first mile, I'll be good.
    You can sleep when you're dead.
    What color's his pee?

    and the ever popular... Loose horse(s)!
    It's just grass and water till it hits the ground.


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  3. #3
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    My horse has lost his mind, may I ride behind your quiet horse?
    I don't have any e'lytes, can I have some of yours?
    E'lytes, what are those?
    Ride em like ya stole em.
    You can rest when you die.
    I have a broken (arm, ankle, wrist, hand, nose, etc) but I am still going to ride. I'll be ok. Is my horse ok?
    May I please ride with you, I have never been on an endurance ride before. Why yes, I say. :-)
    It is 2am. Do I hear the thunder of hooves?
    Is that the mule alarm going off?
    I do not need for an alarm clock, somebody always feeds their horses early early.
    Yes, I know I am very sick, but is my horse ok?
    Vet: will you trot your horse out for me?
    Rider to the vet scribe (me many times) : I can't walk, will you trot my horse out? (yes, I say)
    Is he/she down?
    Vet card? Where's my vet card?
    How's your ride going?
    Where is the porta pottie?
    Is there a porta pottie?
    What time is ride awards?
    Are there any rocks on the trail? Will my horse be ok barefoot? (Asked of me at BigSouthFork)(haha)
    Last edited by rmh_rider; Mar. 3, 2013 at 08:14 PM. Reason: info



  4. #4
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    These are the best!



  5. #5
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    "$hit! Rock!"
    "Any blood?"
    "WHOA!"
    "WHAT vet check?!?"
    "That bump is new."
    "Who's bridle is this and where is mine??" (Not kidding, this actually happened.)


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  6. #6
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    I think my favorite so far is, "What color's his pee?".

    Paula
    He is total garbage! Quick! Hide him on my trailer (Petstorejunkie).



  7. #7
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    If he'll stand still so I can get on him he'll go like he11.
    Last edited by Attack; Mar. 7, 2013 at 05:06 PM.


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  8. #8
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    O good, he peed.


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  9. #9
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    Nov. 25, 2009
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    Kentucky
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    "Could you hold my horse while I run to the porta-pottie? I'm here alone..." said to a complete stranger who very kindly hand grazed him while I made a run for it.


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