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  1. #21
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    health insurance, and good health so I never need it!


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  2. #22
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    This is an easy one for me -- custom-made bras and shoes. I'm a difficult fit for both.


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  3. #23
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    Masseuse and chef.
    I LOVE my Chickens!



  4. #24
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    a perfect size ten body which stayed healthy, toned and fit no matter what. forever.


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  5. #25
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    A retirement.... that's not going to happen.

    A vacation. Travel. Take my kids somewhere, never got to do that.

    I'm with you on the fresh sheets, nice sheets, nice bed .... a friend of mine wants a fresh bar of soap

    A nice house, never had one of those. Something comfy, with a mud room and good storage.

    Help.
    The truth is what you can get other people to believe.

    -- Tommy Smothers



  6. #26
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    I would take very very good health insurance for me and my family too.

    You don't know how nice that is until you lose it...


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  7. #27
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    Zero calorie ice cream.


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  8. #28
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    3 months dressage coaching every winter in FL with my favorite coach. Condo on the beach. All expenses paid. Husband with me. Plane tickets for my sons and parents and sisters so they can come down when they want for a visit.


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  9. #29
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    My own personal library. Note to Disney: this is why Belle got the best deal of all your fairytale adaptations.
    "I'm not always sarcastic. Sometimes I'm asleep."
    - Harry Dresden

    Horse Isle 2: Legend of the Esrohs LifeCycle Breeding and competition MMORPG


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  10. #30
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    Does it have to be realistic? I would love the ability to teleport to any place on Earth whenever I want. (And back, of course.)


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  11. #31
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    Christopher Plummer for a butler, Hugh Jackman would be my pool boy.
    See those flying monkeys? They work for me.


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  12. #32
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    A stall cleaner who is capable with the horses, totally trustworthy and reliable, requires no direction or supervision, has his or her own tools, and is never at the barn when I'm there.
    Arrange whatever pieces come your way. - Virginia Woolf

    Did you know that if you say the word "GULLIBLE" really softly, it sounds like "ORANGES"?


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  13. #33
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    At this point, either a chef or a car service for my children
    From AliCat518 "Seriously, why would you NOT put fried chicken in your purse?!"



  14. #34
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    A beanbag chair. Don't hate.
    Thus do we growl that our big toes have,
    at this moment, been thrown up from below!


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  15. #35
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    I would also want a personal trainer that cooks but he would need to be hot and single as well


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  16. #36
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    To wake up every morning pain free and fall asleep the same.

    But to have some fun, I'll take the chef, masseuse and stable help to manage my personal farmette with an abundance of assorted 4 legged creatures.
    You can't fix stupid.... but you can breed it!


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  17. #37
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    A hot tub with someone to do the cleaning, chemical adjusting, etc.
    <>< Sorrow Looks Back. Worry Looks Around. Faith Looks Up! -- "When they try to tell you these are your Golden years, don't believe 'em.... It's rust."



  18. #38
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    A nanny.
    Quote Originally Posted by MistyBlue View Post
    I prefer them outside playing as opposed to standing in the barn aisle playing "I can crap more than you"
    New Year, New Blog... follow Willow and I here.


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  19. #39
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    Full-time help, indoors and out. Think "Downton Abbey."



  20. #40
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    You mean besides two horses? ;-)
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    Custom Equestrian Items and Bath Products



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