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  1. #21
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    Mar. 12, 2006


    I will pitch the neighbors dogs turds, that I pick out of my yard, at their car as they drive by. Then I'll tell the district secretary that she is truly the number one be-otch of the district. After that busy morning I'll take all the dogs and cats out of the local shelter and give them a home for as long as the world lasts.
    "All top hat and no canter". *Graureiter*

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  2. #22
    Join Date
    Jul. 31, 2007


    Quote Originally Posted by yellowbritches View Post
    If the end was nigh or I just stopped caring about not being arrested and whatnot, I would finally unleash my sister's and my patented double whammie move- throat punch and balls kick.
    OOh. Could y'all make an instructional YouTube video? It being patented and all.
    The armchair saddler
    Politically Pro-Cat

  3. #23
    Join Date
    Oct. 23, 2004
    Sisters, Oregon


    I would make every single person that does bad, dumb, stupid, mean, abusive things tell me exactly WHY they do it. In the hopes that if they have to explain precisely what the motivation is for their actions they would, just possibly, have remorse and be changed.

    Yeah, yeah, yeah...and they call me Pollyanna.
    Kanoe Godby
    See, I was raised by wolves and am really behind the 8-ball on diplomatic issue resolution.

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