I'm sorry, people. Talk of disappointment, I was disappointed too. I posted it last night, with a comment that I hoped it didn't offend anyone (no bad words, but some words used in suggestive ways). The poem got 18 views and no comments at all, so I figured it had offended the 18 viewers, so I removed it.
I just thought the first night of Westminster was an appropriate night to post it, but figured from the silent response that I'd been mistaken. I just wanted to share it because I hoped some readers would like it and laugh out loud, which was the reason it got written in the first place. But 18 views and no comments isn't exactly good review feedback!
If anyone's curious now and wants to read it, I'll be happy to post it again -- really just did it for fun in the first place.