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    Look, matey. This parrot wouldn't voom if I put 4,000 volts through it.
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    I'm hearing coconuts!
    Quote Originally Posted by Mozart View Post
    Personally, I think the moderate use of shock collars in training humans should be allowed.


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    I love these threads! Always makes me SOOOOOOOO curious what was originally posted! I'll play:

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    "We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals." ~Immanuel Kant



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    Lolz worthy?



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    African our European swallow?
    Founder of the I LOFF my worrywart TB clique!
    Official member of the "I Sing Silly Songs to My Animals!" Clique
    http://wilddiamondintherough.blogspot.ca/


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    There's a child in my pasture.
    "We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals." ~Immanuel Kant


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    Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.


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    I thought it might be about riding when you have your period.


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    I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank pina coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. THAT was a pretty good day. Why can't I have THAT day over, and over, and over...?

    (Groundhog Day Marathon on AMC)


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    .-ic table
    Try to break down crushing defeats into smaller, more manageable failures. It’s also helpful every now and then to stop, take stock of your situation, and really beat yourself up about it.The Onion


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    Quote Originally Posted by LauraKY View Post
    There's a child in my pasture.
    They'd be drowning in mud if they were!
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    I want to buy a shrubbery !


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    ...LOL...



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    My hores can out-coconut yor horezes. So there.



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    I fart in your general direction!
    Quote Originally Posted by Mozart View Post
    Personally, I think the moderate use of shock collars in training humans should be allowed.


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    I have recently received notes from a stalker, written in magic marker. The smelly (good smelly) kind. Like blueberries. I shall sniff the perpetrator out. Maybe they have a blueberry mustache.
    "On the back of a horse I felt whole, complete, connected to that vital place in the center of me...and the chaos within me found balance."


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    can you critique my horse's conformation?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Teacup View Post
    can you critique my horse's conformation?
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    a bit post legged....
    Quote Originally Posted by Mozart View Post
    Personally, I think the moderate use of shock collars in training humans should be allowed.


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