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  1. #1
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    Wink Yay my very 1st alter!

    Just a vent here, peeps.
    There is a really obnoxious mare at my barn. I think her name is Barnfoldz or Barnfeld something but I call her BerthaBigbutt, cuz she's a total cow, lol! She is butt-ugly & fat & a pain in my buttocks. And she's a neurotic sneaky biter as well. Not raised & trained the best thats for sure.
    Does anyone else have a similar b*tch?



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    Are you using "mare" as a hypothetical human at your barn???

    And no. Well, I have the mini donk, who tries every now and then to sneak bites, and he IS very fat, but he's not ugly. And he's being an obnoxious pest because he's trying to eat the barn down right now, not sure what started the beaver behavior and I feel bad, but I can only apply so much Crib Halt before I worry about the boys getting high off the fumes...
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheJenners View Post
    Are you using "mare" as a hypothetical human at your barn???

    And no. Well, I have the mini donk, who tries every now and then to sneak bites, and he IS very fat, but he's not ugly. And he's being an obnoxious pest because he's trying to eat the barn down right now, not sure what started the beaver behavior and I feel bad, but I can only apply so much Crib Halt before I worry about the boys getting high off the fumes...
    Not to hijack OP's thread, but have you tried dish detergent mixed with Habanero powder and lemon juice?



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    Nope. Sounds...lovely. I may try it, I'm sure he's chewing to be evil. We installed a corner feeder (on the floor) so that it was easier for Rory to reach the hay, and not easy Chubby McFattypants to reach it. Before, he just stood in the middle of the hay and made Rory eat around him...I have photographic evidence.
    Aisha, my heart from 03/06/1986 to 08/22/2008.

    COTH's official mini-donk enabler.
    Odie, aka the Evil Burrito, is on Facebook.


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    LOL, no it's a horse.



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    Why are you using an alter and then posting the somewhat unusual name of the horse?
    Auventera Two:Some women would eat their own offspring if they had some dipping sauce.



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    Quote Originally Posted by RockinHorse View Post
    Why are you using an alter and then posting the somewhat unusual name of the horse?
    The name is simlar & the dude that owns might be on here.Who knows?



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    OP, you might need some lessons in altering.
    "We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals." ~Immanuel Kant


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    Quote Originally Posted by LauraKY View Post
    OP, you might need some lessons in altering.
    I am laughing so hard at this.

    Altering. You're doing it wrong.

    Aaaah. Good times.

    As for the original post, I'd give it a big red thumb. If they were still around.
    "Aye God, Woodrow..."


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    Quote Originally Posted by LauraKY View Post
    OP, you might need some lessons in altering.




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    Not raised & trained the best thats for sure.
    Sounds like some others that I can think of...



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    Quote Originally Posted by LauraKY View Post
    OP, you might need some lessons in altering.
    What? I am new at this so what do I do? Not a good name? Really tell me?



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    Quote Originally Posted by fAlterNOT! View Post
    What? I am new at this so what do I do? Not a good name? Really tell me?
    I don't think anyone understands what your original post/rant/whatever is really about. At all.
    What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what
    lies with in us. - Emerson



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    Quote Originally Posted by Long Spot View Post
    I am laughing so hard at this.

    Altering. You're doing it wrong.

    Aaaah. Good times.

    As for the original post, I'd give it a big red thumb. If they were still around.
    http://memegenerator.net/instance/34301940

    http://memegenerator.net/instance/34302073

    Oh how I love internet meme generators
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    If I smell like shampoo, I gave my horse a bath.
    If I smell like manure, I tripped.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DottieHQ View Post
    "We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals." ~Immanuel Kant



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