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    It's fun to charter an accountant..and sail upon accountant seas..
    Last edited by skydy; Feb. 4, 2013 at 04:09 PM. Reason: Duh..



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    Quote Originally Posted by Bristol Bay View Post
    Sure, kiddo, but only if your horse stopped at an oxer when a hummingbird unexpectedly flew up his nose, catapulting you over his ears, then he decided to take the jump anyways and landed on your head, splitting your helmet and scattering your teeth in all directions! You scooped them up, secured those suckers with vet wrap and duct tape, went in and won the class! Later you discovered you had actually severed a hand but no biggie!
    I have only been thrown from my horse when the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch has been lobbethed at me ,and only, on the count of three (five was right out).

    Even then , it was only a flesh wound.
    Last edited by skydy; Feb. 2, 2013 at 11:34 PM. Reason: Spelling


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    Quote Originally Posted by skydy View Post
    I have only been thrown from my horse when the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch has been lobbethed at me ,and only, on the count of three (five was right out).

    Even then , it was only a flesh wound.
    and there I thought you took an arrow in the knee....
    Quote Originally Posted by Bristol Bay View Post
    Try setting your broomstick to fly at a lower altitude.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Alagirl View Post
    and there I thought you took an arrow in the knee....
    No, No, I'm mixing my MP metaphors.

    Though you may bury my heart, if you must...



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    Off for medical experiments for the lot of you.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Chall View Post
    Off for medical experiments for the lot of you.
    If you're sending us off to the nuttery, I hope you realize that in doing so, you have an obligation to visit...



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    Quote Originally Posted by skydy View Post
    If you're sending us off to the nuttery, I hope you realize that in doing so, you have an obligation to visit...
    You might check out, but you can never leave....
    Quote Originally Posted by Bristol Bay View Post
    Try setting your broomstick to fly at a lower altitude.



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    'Ello. I wish to register a complaint.
    'Ello, Miss?
    What do you mean, "miss"?

    I'm sorry, I have a cold.

    But, srisly - My horse, Betsy, loves peanuts, fat as a pig, is good ol' Betsums!


    But I found a peanut, found a peanut on the floor. Is it OK to let this hog-beast eat it? WWCoTHersD??




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    ~post deleted~

    thank u for ur opinions but I don't need none of them. if u want to talk to me u better remember to say something nice or nothin at all like my mamma taught me.!!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Teacup View Post
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    thank u for ur opinions but I don't need none of them. if u want to talk to me u better remember to say something nice or nothin at all like my mamma taught me.!!
    Your momma is so old, she was Granny to the Baby Dinosaurs!
    Quote Originally Posted by Bristol Bay View Post
    Try setting your broomstick to fly at a lower altitude.


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    Zu Zu Bailey " IT"S A WONDERFUL LIFE !"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Alagirl View Post
    Your momma is so old, she was Granny to the Baby Dinosaurs!
    Just spewed gingerale on my computer!
    I've heard there's more to life than an FEI tent and hotel rooms, so I'm trying it.



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    Quote Originally Posted by HungarianHippo View Post
    Typical BS. Everyone knows the Stick Horse Association is completely in the pocket of Keyboard Manufacturers. As long as the SHA keeps rewarding these asshat Keyboard Manufacturers, they're going to keep churning out keyboards that just end up at a Mexican landfill. How about you think about the poor Stick Horses for once.
    They KBM don't have official meetings for the STH!!! All they do is meet at the Space Bar for drinks and terabytes and tell Yo Mamma-board jokes...
    Quote Originally Posted by dizzywriter View Post
    My saddle fits perfectly well. It might be a little tight around the waist, but I take care of that with those spandex things.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Zu Zu View Post

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    Yeah? How 'bout this ~ *********************


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    Quote Originally Posted by Zu Zu View Post

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    Quote Originally Posted by nasalberry View Post
    Yeah? How 'bout this ~ *********************
    Well la di fricken da...


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    This thread is still open?



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    Here's a picture of a horse! (See? This is HR.)

    http://media-cache-lt0.pinterest.com...ae7a37c77c.jpg



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    Quote Originally Posted by Teacup View Post
    Here's a picture of a horse! (See? This is HR.)

    http://media-cache-lt0.pinterest.com...ae7a37c77c.jpg
    O.M.G. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Teacup View Post
    Here's a picture of a horse! (See? This is HR.)

    http://media-cache-lt0.pinterest.com...ae7a37c77c.jpg



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