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Feb. 2, 2013, 08:43 PM
#41
It's fun to charter an accountant..and sail upon accountant seas..
Last edited by skydy; Feb. 4, 2013 at 02:09 PM.
Reason: Duh..
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Feb. 2, 2013, 08:59 PM
#42
 Originally Posted by Bristol Bay
Sure, kiddo, but only if your horse stopped at an oxer when a hummingbird unexpectedly flew up his nose, catapulting you over his ears, then he decided to take the jump anyways and landed on your head, splitting your helmet and scattering your teeth in all directions! You scooped them up, secured those suckers with vet wrap and duct tape, went in and won the class! Later you discovered you had actually severed a hand but no biggie!
I have only been thrown from my horse when the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch has been lobbethed at me ,and only, on the count of three (five was right out).
Even then , it was only a flesh wound.
Last edited by skydy; Feb. 2, 2013 at 09:34 PM.
Reason: Spelling
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Feb. 2, 2013, 10:44 PM
#43
Originally Posted by skydy
I have only been thrown from my horse when the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch has been lobbethed at me ,and only, on the count of three (five was right out).
Even then , it was only a flesh wound.
and there I thought you took an arrow in the knee....
 Don't Quote Me! I Am On Ignore!
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Feb. 2, 2013, 11:36 PM
#44
Originally Posted by Alagirl
and there I thought you took an arrow in the knee....
No, No, I'm mixing my MP metaphors.
Though you may bury my heart, if you must... 
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Feb. 2, 2013, 11:47 PM
#45
Off for medical experiments for the lot of you.
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Feb. 3, 2013, 12:03 AM
#46
Originally Posted by Chall
Off for medical experiments for the lot of you.
If you're sending us off to the nuttery, I hope you realize that in doing so, you have an obligation to visit...
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Feb. 3, 2013, 12:26 AM
#47
Originally Posted by skydy
If you're sending us off to the nuttery, I hope you realize that in doing so, you have an obligation to visit...
You might check out, but you can never leave....
Don't Quote Me! I Am On Ignore!
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Feb. 3, 2013, 12:36 PM
#48
'Ello. I wish to register a complaint.
'Ello, Miss?
What do you mean, "miss"?
I'm sorry, I have a cold.
But, srisly - My horse, Betsy, loves peanuts, fat as a pig, is good ol' Betsums! 
But I found a peanut, found a peanut on the floor. Is it OK to let this hog-beast eat it? WWCoTHersD??
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Feb. 3, 2013, 03:01 PM
#49
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thank u for ur opinions but I don't need none of them. if u want to talk to me u better remember to say something nice or nothin at all like my mamma taught me.!!
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Feb. 3, 2013, 04:04 PM
#50
Originally Posted by Teacup
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thank u for ur opinions but I don't need none of them. if u want to talk to me u better remember to say something nice or nothin at all like my mamma taught me.!!
Your momma is so old, she was Granny to the Baby Dinosaurs!
Don't Quote Me! I Am On Ignore!
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Feb. 3, 2013, 04:05 PM
#51
Zu Zu Bailey " IT"S A WONDERFUL LIFE !"
1 members found this post helpful.
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Feb. 3, 2013, 04:59 PM
#52
Originally Posted by Alagirl
Your momma is so old, she was Granny to the Baby Dinosaurs!
Just spewed gingerale on my computer!
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Feb. 3, 2013, 05:12 PM
#53
Originally Posted by HungarianHippo
Typical BS. Everyone knows the Stick Horse Association is completely in the pocket of Keyboard Manufacturers. As long as the SHA keeps rewarding these asshat Keyboard Manufacturers, they're going to keep churning out keyboards that just end up at a Mexican landfill. How about you think about the poor Stick Horses for once.
They KBM don't have official meetings for the STH!!! All they do is meet at the Space Bar for drinks and terabytes and tell Yo Mamma-board jokes...
Originally Posted by dizzywriter
My saddle fits perfectly well. It might be a little tight around the waist, but I take care of that with those spandex things.
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Feb. 3, 2013, 05:21 PM
#54
Originally Posted by Zu Zu
******
Yeah? How 'bout this ~ *********************
1 members found this post helpful.
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Feb. 3, 2013, 05:22 PM
#55
Originally Posted by Zu Zu
******
Yeah? How 'bout this ~ *********************
1 members found this post helpful.
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Feb. 3, 2013, 05:29 PM
#56
Originally Posted by nasalberry
Yeah? How 'bout this ~ *********************
Well la di fricken da... 
1 members found this post helpful.
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Feb. 3, 2013, 05:46 PM
#57
This thread is still open?
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Feb. 3, 2013, 06:51 PM
#58
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Feb. 3, 2013, 06:56 PM
#59
Originally Posted by Teacup
O.M.G. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Feb. 3, 2013, 08:00 PM
#60
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