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  1. #1
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    Look, matey. This parrot wouldn't voom if I put 4,000 volts through it.
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    I'm hearing coconuts!
    Quote Originally Posted by Mozart View Post
    Personally, I think the moderate use of shock collars in training humans should be allowed.


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    I love these threads! Always makes me SOOOOOOOO curious what was originally posted! I'll play:

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    "We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals." ~Immanuel Kant



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    Lolz worthy?



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    African our European swallow?
    Founder of the I LOFF my worrywart TB clique!
    Official member of the "I Sing Silly Songs to My Animals!" Clique
    http://wilddiamondintherough.blogspot.ca/


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    There's a child in my pasture.
    "We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals." ~Immanuel Kant


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    Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.


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    I thought it might be about riding when you have your period.


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    I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank pina coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. THAT was a pretty good day. Why can't I have THAT day over, and over, and over...?

    (Groundhog Day Marathon on AMC)


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    .-ic table
    In theory, yes, but the difference between theory and reality is that, in theory, there is no difference between theory and reality but, in reality, there is a difference.


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    Quote Originally Posted by LauraKY View Post
    There's a child in my pasture.
    They'd be drowning in mud if they were!
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    I want to buy a shrubbery !


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    ...LOL...



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    My hores can out-coconut yor horezes. So there.



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    I fart in your general direction!
    Quote Originally Posted by Mozart View Post
    Personally, I think the moderate use of shock collars in training humans should be allowed.


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    I have recently received notes from a stalker, written in magic marker. The smelly (good smelly) kind. Like blueberries. I shall sniff the perpetrator out. Maybe they have a blueberry mustache.
    "On the back of a horse I felt whole, complete, connected to that vital place in the center of me...and the chaos within me found balance."


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    can you critique my horse's conformation?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Teacup View Post
    can you critique my horse's conformation?
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    a bit post legged....
    Quote Originally Posted by Mozart View Post
    Personally, I think the moderate use of shock collars in training humans should be allowed.


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