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    Default A Reading of Refused Racing Horse Names - Lol!

    "No matter how well you perform there's always somebody of intelligent opinion who thinks it's lousy." - Laurence Olivier


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    Arfur was my favourite!!!
    A friend told me I was delusional. I almost fell off my unicorn.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BEARCAT View Post
    Arfur was my favourite!!!
    I liked that one as well. The interesting thing is you might actually get away w/ that one with the US Jockey Club - they might not quite get it!
    "The standard you walk by is the standard you accept."--Lt. Gen. David Morrison, Austalian Army Chief



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    Awesome!

    That's why we pay Mike the big bucks to scour the internet for us.
    The armchair saddler
    Politically Pro-Cat


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    Quote Originally Posted by War Admiral View Post
    I liked that one as well. The interesting thing is you might actually get away w/ that one with the US Jockey Club - they might not quite get it!
    Literally I've have listened to that one a million times and I still don't get it haha


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    "Would it be amazing if the Queen Mum had accidently bought that horse?"
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    all for f*&ksake


    Quote Originally Posted by InjuredAlter View Post
    Literally I've have listened to that one a million times and I still don't get it haha


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    Quote Originally Posted by MunchingonHay View Post
    all for f*&ksake
    Hahahahha ohhhhhhh



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    Still prefer "My Wife Knows Everything"



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    Many yrs ago my ex SO leased me a TB broodmare that I disliked intensely with the idea that I would not get attached to the foal and therefore would sell it for racing. When it came to sending in names for the foal, a colt, the first name I put in was Essobee. Too bad it was rejected so don't think the Jockey Club might not get it!

    Reason I disliked the mare was that I was dumping a bucket of water into her water bucket over the 1/2 door and she lunged at me and left marks on my neck. Probably a 1/2" closer and I'd have had a crushed windpipe! As you can see, the colt name, Essobee, was very fitting.
    Sue
    Back in my day, we didn't have as many warning labels because people weren't so dang stupid!



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    "Oil Beef Hooked"!!!!!!!!!

    I luf: "Hoof Hearted"



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    Well, didn't the JC accept Sofa King Slow?



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    Now I know what names in suggesting next time someone asks me for a show name. LOL

    HOOF HEARTED



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    Quote Originally Posted by DancingArabian View Post
    Now I know what names in suggesting next time someone asks me for a show name. LOL

    HOOF HEARTED

    I just got it!!!


    I found Luna's new show name!


    This thread is the best. It's like the Mad Gab game for horses!
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    My saddle fits perfectly well. It might be a little tight around the waist, but I take care of that with those spandex things.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Jumpin_Horses View Post
    "Oil Beef Hooked"!!!!!!!!!
    That one is definitely funnier if said in a British accent, especially a lowbrow one...

    I luf: "Hoof Hearted"
    Lol, I really can't tell if the JC was asleep at the switch or if they DID get it and then said "They cannot possibly mean what we think they mean."

    And "My Wife Knows Everything" worked best because of the extreme long shot of her winding up in a race (and the even more bizarre good fortune of being in a stretch duel) with "Thewifedoesnknow." EPICNESS.



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