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"No matter how well you perform there's always somebody of intelligent opinion who thinks it's lousy." - Laurence Olivier
Flip a coin. It's not what side lands that matters, but what side you were hoping for when the coin was still in the air.
You call it boxed wine. I call it carboardeaux.