Horse for sale - $750 (richmond / seacliff)
I am selling this beautiful white throughbreed horse because i cant keep him anymore. He's a really calm horse with kids and everyone. He does not get up on his hands or anything, you can take him in cement, dirt, mud and everywhere. He is really calm with other horses around. Some details though are that he has two balls on his stomache, he's kind of skinny and he has a bit of blue on his back because i messed him up with the saddle, but he's cure now but he still has that blue mark on his back. For more info text/ call me at --------, if i dont answer leave a voicemail
Now, what do we COTHers think this poor blue-white, low-handed, skinny-stomache horse ACTUALLY looks like?
Here is that rare horse who won't pimpslap you by getting all up on his hands, is definitely not Artax since he doesn't sink in mud, and sounds suspiciously like a stallion (two balls on his underside?? You have a stud, honey) who may be rainbow colored. Sounds majikal.
I think the guy does not speak very good english and doesn't know the right lingo and was doing his best to describe what was going on with the horse. I usually don't mind people making fun of scary ads but this time it's just mean.