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  1. #1
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    Default I need a signature line!

    Hi everybody,


    Just for fun,
    I would like your opinions on the following quotes for my signature line:

    1. Love my OTTB's: ON track thoroughbreds.

    2. Sometimes the wrong choice takes you to the right place.

    3. My mom didn't raise no jellybean salesman. Explanation.....
    Mom made me return the two nickels I brought home from school in first grade when I sold my jellybeans from my lunch. lol

    What do ya'll like?



  2. #2
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    Any time you have to explain a joke you should stop telling it.
    Well isn't this dandy?


    1 members found this post helpful.

  3. #3
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    You have made more from selling jelly beans than I have ever made selling horses.
    A helmet saved my life.

    2014 goal: learn to ride like TheHorseProblem, er, a barn rat!



  4. #4
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    I like #3. No explanation required. Leave them wondering...



  5. #5
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    Who knew that jelly beans would be so popular.



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