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  1. #1
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    Oct. 25, 2012

    Default With apologies to Les Mis . . .

    I just . . . couldn't . . . RESIST!

    (To the tune of "Lovely Ladies")

    "Pretty Horses"

    I smell Horses, smell 'em in the air
    Think I'll drop the tailgate of me trailer over there
    Big fat horses, hay up to their knees
    Think that they'll board my guy if I ask 'em "pretty please?"
    Vaccinated, Coggins with no sneeze?

    Rich gent, school girl, take 'em as they come
    Race horse or yer carriage horse or 5 Nasrullah sons,
    It's no problem, we can pull their shoes
    Plus we have the Triple Crown sweet feed they can't refuse
    Come on, unload, what have you to lose?

    Black horse, chestnut, every shade of bay
    Even have a roan mare, palomino and a gray
    Warmblood, draft stud, champions of the land
    See 'em with their muddy coats they're never quite as grand

    All it takes is money in yer hand . . . !

    Happy New Year . . . from my farm to yours!

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  2. #2
    Join Date
    Oct. 20, 2006


    Hahaha love it. Is it sad that I could (mentally) sing that perfectly?

  3. #3
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    Feb. 23, 1999
    Cypress, near Houston, Texas


    Visit Sonesta Farms website at or our FaceBook page at Also showing & breeding Cavalier King Charles Spaniels.

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