Proud owner of one Lunar acre! (Campanus Crater, The Moon)
I've heard too many of those quotes from older, top trainers. It's not funny to me. I have a sense of humor, that's just sexist crap from a man that has no respect for women. Not enough to use the correct terms, anyway.
"Relinquish your whip!!"
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From a German trainer (female) a million years ago at one of the Violet Hopkins intructor's seminars. While riding Tempi Changes in loafers when she hopped on to demonstrate: "girls, point your nipples East and West". I loved it, and have used it at times.