"The people at Hutzler claim the following regarding the Banana Slicer 571:
1) Faster, safer than using a knife
2) Great for cereal
3) Plastic, dishwasher safe
4) Slice your banana with one quick motion
5) Kids love slicing their own bananas
While several of these are true, I'd like to call attention to number 2, "great for cereal." This is completely moronic. I have been trying to eat my cereal with this for several hours now, and have gotten NO WHERE."
"Are you yawning? You don't ride well enough to yawn. I can yawn, because I ride better than you. Meredith Michael Beerbaum can yawn. But you? Not so much..."
My favorite review:
Great Product, Poor Packaging
I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty.
Watch out, product contains filler, April 19, 2011
This review is from: Uranium Ore
I bought this product some years ago and didn't open it until today, ONLY TO DISCOVER that Amazon had replaced half of it with Lead-206. Unlike the other reviewer who lost half of his Uranium completely, I had the same mass that I ordered, only half of it had been replaced with Lead-206, Bismuth, Radium, Thallium and a few others.