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  1. Dec. 27, 2012, 09:37 PM #1
    EqTrainer
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    Default Another Amazon Review: LMAO

    http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-5717-5...owViewpoints=1

    The Banana Slicer!
    "Kindness is free" ~ Eurofoal
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  2. Dec. 27, 2012, 09:47 PM #2
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    LMAO. That was great!

  3. Dec. 27, 2012, 10:02 PM #3
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    This one is my favorite so far:

    "The people at Hutzler claim the following regarding the Banana Slicer 571:

    1) Faster, safer than using a knife
    2) Great for cereal
    3) Plastic, dishwasher safe
    4) Slice your banana with one quick motion
    5) Kids love slicing their own bananas

    While several of these are true, I'd like to call attention to number 2, "great for cereal." This is completely moronic. I have been trying to eat my cereal with this for several hours now, and have gotten NO WHERE."
    "Are you yawning? You don't ride well enough to yawn. I can yawn, because I ride better than you. Meredith Michael Beerbaum can yawn. But you? Not so much..."
    -George Morris

  4. Dec. 27, 2012, 10:14 PM #4
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    hilarious!

    thx :-)

  5. Dec. 27, 2012, 10:31 PM #5
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    We were looking for a propane detector and came across this one:
    http://www.amazon.com/review/R2JTMWJ...28013&store=hi

  6. Dec. 27, 2012, 10:45 PM #6
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    at the reviews, but...

    the photo of the Banana Slicer's capabilities makes the banana look like a maggot. And now I don't think I am going to be able to eat a banana for awhile
    *Wendy* 4.17.73 - 12.20.05

  7. Dec. 27, 2012, 10:49 PM #7
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    You can even buy Uranium Ore on Amazon!


    http://www.amazon.com/Uranium-Ore/pr...owViewpoints=1


    My favorite review:
    Great Product, Poor Packaging
    I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty.


    and

    Watch out, product contains filler, April 19, 2011
    This review is from: Uranium Ore
    I bought this product some years ago and didn't open it until today, ONLY TO DISCOVER that Amazon had replaced half of it with Lead-206. Unlike the other reviewer who lost half of his Uranium completely, I had the same mass that I ordered, only half of it had been replaced with Lead-206, Bismuth, Radium, Thallium and a few others.

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  8. Dec. 28, 2012, 12:10 AM #8
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    Does anyone have the link to the popup scarecrow sprinkler? That one makes me ROFLOL
    send some of their smart literate deer who can read road signs up here since ours are just run of the mill dumb ones who get splatted all over creation because they won't stay in the woods

  9. Dec. 28, 2012, 05:16 AM #9
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    Notice the image from "Jocelyn Balls"? Where do they come up with this stuff?

  10. Dec. 28, 2012, 07:48 AM #10
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    There is funny reviews for the bible. Some are real, but some are just there for laughss.
    http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/cr/07180...702240&sr=8-10

    Also the reviews for the milk gallon.
    http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/cr/B0003...702427&sr=8-20
    I am on my phone 90% of the time. Please ignore typos, misplaced lower case letters, and the random word butchered by autocowreck.


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