Dec. 27, 2012, 07:53 PM
#1
Spin off from that cat and his "relationship" with a stuffed animal
My pig is having a physical relationship with the master bathroom toilet.
Yes I said toilet. I heard a whole lot of noise coming from there and sure enough, there he was. Nothing like cleaning pig ummmm "stuff" off the toilet.
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Dec. 27, 2012, 07:57 PM
#2
I'm afraid to even go check on the stuffed animal. It looks dry from where I'm sitting but I really don't want to go pick it up and see.
Pig stuff. Yuck! But at least porcelain is easy to clean -- I guess...
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Dec. 27, 2012, 08:53 PM
#4
My BIL and his GF have a house pig... and her children live with them, a 7yo and 2 5yo twins. Apparently the pig was giving them "piggy back rides". GF had to tell them he wasn't allowed.
I also had this lovely gem of a conversation with one of the twins.
Me: Does Pork Chop (pig) know any new tricks?
Twin: Yeah, I rub his belly then he rolls over and his privates come out. It is really funny.
Her poor mother was mortified, their pig is a pervert!
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Dec. 27, 2012, 10:36 PM
#5

Originally Posted by
magicteetango
I also had this lovely gem of a conversation with one of the twins.
Me: Does Pork Chop (pig) know any new tricks?
Twin: Yeah, I rub his belly then he rolls over and his privates come out. It is really funny.
Her poor mother was mortified, their pig is a pervert!
Now THAT was a belly laugh!
Maria Hayes-Frosty Oak Stables
Home to All Eyez On Me, 1998 16.2 Cleveland Bay Sporthorse Stallion
& FrostyOak Hampton 2008 Pure Cleveland Bay Colt
www.frostyoaks.com
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Dec. 27, 2012, 10:39 PM
#6

Originally Posted by
CHSatwork
My pig is having a physical relationship with the master bathroom toilet.

Yes I said toilet. I heard a whole lot of noise coming from there and sure enough, there he was. Nothing like cleaning pig ummmm "stuff" off the toilet.

We need that rolling, laughing emoticon because it is completely appropriate here!
*Wendy* 4.17.73 - 12.20.05
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