[Lilykoi]

This is a pretty funny tale, but the only thing that makes it hard to believe is that hubby would not go out for you. Mine went out to buy Kotex in the middle of the night ( I was having issues) and this is way back when they came in the giant blue box lol

[nlk]

I smell something all right. Smells like the TB/dead cows on the highway story, the wet cat sweater in a dumpster story and many others. Smells altogether just like another coth make believe story to me.

ummm can I request links to these BEFORE the mods shut down OTD??? Pretty Please????

[Foxtrot's]

Some people are just NO FUN at all. I'm cracking up here and needed that since I put my daughter and grandson on the plane tonight for Zurich.
Really not fair to laugh so hard.

[Beentheredonethat]

OK, due to Traum's complete lack of belief, we definitely need more pictures as evidence. A picture of the police report? I'm sure they would be glad to provide one, or the officer would be more than glad to take his picture with you and a written statement of what happened.

[Slewdledo]

you inspired me to do a charcoal mask tonight.

[AirForceWife]

Considering I'm actually talking to her, I'm certain she's not making this up.

[Polydor]

Must admit that I was killing myself laughing while reading this earlier today. Was really hoping for an update darn it! But hoping it is slowly soaking off over the night.

Would love to see a pic with the police officer! lol

This thread is definitely up there with the chicken/oven thread!

P.

[WaningMoon]

Ive been in Franklin Co my whole life and I can easily see the store calling the cops if they saw someone looking/acting as such. I sure hope she got a second bottle of wine after that adventure.

[Sannois]

We have a lot of authors that make this stuff up, right here on COTH. Yes I am cynical on this but I find it a wee bit hard to find the truth in this tall tale.

I agree, while initially funny, Clay will NOT Set up on your face and be impossible to remove, It will flake and can be peeled off, I call BS~
But Funny BS

[oliverreed]

Nah, I totally believe her. SM rocks. This is possibly the most hilarious thread ever (sorry, SM.)

[SuckerForHorses]

I smell something all right. Smells like the TB/dead cows on the highway story, the wet cat sweater in a dumpster story and many others. Smells altogether just like another coth make believe story to me.

Uh, did you not see the actual picture of her face??? That isn't make believe

[suz]

i live in northern vermont. shall i track her down and take pics for you doubters,lol?

[SuckerForHorses]

And, I doubt there was a police report written up. This is Vermont...when something like that happens and the cops show up and nothing is wrong, they simply say "have a good night" and they are on their way.

[Aggie4Bar]

you inspired me to do a charcoal mask tonight.

If you get stuck in that, don't go out!

[Beethoven]

AM update?

[mp]

Uh, did you not see the actual picture of her face??? That isn't make believe

You're a sucker for more than horses, dear.

The actual picture showed a woman making a funny face with what looked like egg white smeared on her skin. The rest is ... ummm ... well .. someone else already said BS. So I will, too.

[Coanteen]

Uh, did you not see the actual picture of her face??? That isn't make believe

LOL, her face looks exactly like mine when I put a mud mask on skimpily. You can't tell from the pic whether it's set or not, just that it's on there. There aren't any rubbed/red/raw spots even though she mentioned any number of caustic and heavy-duty abrasives she's tried on it.

That said, it's a harmless funny thread, like the chicken one. There's nothing about people or horse suffering, just facial hygiene shenanigans, so I'm happy to laugh along and not worry about whether it's internet truth.

[cooljenn77]

This is a pretty funny tale, but the only thing that makes it hard to believe is that hubby would not go out for you. Mine went out to buy Kotex in the middle of the night ( I was having issues) and this is way back when they came in the giant blue box lol

he's home with the baby

[SuckerForHorses]

There are posters on here confirming that they know Superminion.

[LexInVA]

I keep picturing some crazy hijinks with the Minions from Despicable Me....