So I draggedmy poor parents to go see Les Mis with me today, and one of the previews was that Nicholas Sparks movie, Safe Haven. The premise is that there is a damsel in distress who is running from a terrible past and she happens upon some tiny town wherein she meets a purported prince charming who will woo her and hold her tight. (And obviously, someone will die, what with this being the Sparksiverse and all, but whatever.)
Anyway, so purported prince charming is wooing the damsel, and all seems to be going well until he issues forth with, "Do you want to go canoeing?" And then some OTHER dude in the convenience store pops his head up over some potato chip rack and is all, "I like canoeing!!"
And I am all, WELL THAT'S A BIT FORWARD, I SHOULD THINK.
Safe Haven my heinie.
Town full of letchy creepers.