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  1. #1
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    Default COTH ruined the Safe Haven trailer for me

    So I draggedmy poor parents to go see Les Mis with me today, and one of the previews was that Nicholas Sparks movie, Safe Haven. The premise is that there is a damsel in distress who is running from a terrible past and she happens upon some tiny town wherein she meets a purported prince charming who will woo her and hold her tight. (And obviously, someone will die, what with this being the Sparksiverse and all, but whatever.)

    Anyway, so purported prince charming is wooing the damsel, and all seems to be going well until he issues forth with, "Do you want to go canoeing?" And then some OTHER dude in the convenience store pops his head up over some potato chip rack and is all, "I like canoeing!!"

    And I am all, WELL THAT'S A BIT FORWARD, I SHOULD THINK.

    Safe Haven my heinie.
    Town full of letchy creepers.


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    I saw that trailer and thought the SAME THING!


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    Make that three of us.
    "I'm not always sarcastic. Sometimes I'm asleep."
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    Haven't seen it but dear lord hahahah!!!

    Makes Deliverance all that more...erky...hahaha!!
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    gawd....
    Quote Originally Posted by fargaloo View Post
    Do you not understand how asking "why now?" is EXACTLY part of the reason why assault victims feel silenced?



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    Now I'm really looking forward to heading to the theater tonight!
    "Are you yawning? You don't ride well enough to yawn. I can yawn, because I ride better than you. Meredith Michael Beerbaum can yawn. But you? Not so much..."
    -George Morris



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    BWAHAHAHAHA!
    "Aye God, Woodrow..."


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    Script must have been written by a COTHer!
    Being right half the time beats being half-right all the time. Malcolm Forbes



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    Hahahaha! So glad I'm not alone here
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sithly View Post
    I saw that trailer and thought the SAME THING!

    Now, if you and one other person in the theater had laughed out loud at that, that would have been something!
    A helmet saved my life.

    2014 goal: learn to ride like TheHorseProblem, er, a barn rat!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bristol Bay View Post




    Now, if you and one other person in the theater had laughed out loud at that, that would have been something!

    roflmao!!!
    a dead giveaway!
    Quote Originally Posted by fargaloo View Post
    Do you not understand how asking "why now?" is EXACTLY part of the reason why assault victims feel silenced?


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    http://www.tbhsa.com/index.html

    Originally Posted by JSwan
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    !! That's great.



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    She even laughed right as he said it!
    Being right half the time beats being half-right all the time. Malcolm Forbes



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    HAHAHA that's great!



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    LOL! I will keep an ear out when I go see my next movie. If I hear a huge guffaw from elsewhere in the theatre, I will know the VA COTHers are in the house. LOL
    A good horseman doesn't have to tell anyone...the horse already knows.

    Might be a reason, never an excuse...


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    Ajhahaha!!!!!!!!
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    Second crack-up moment in the trailer: WHILE they are canoeing, she asks, "does it get better?"


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    I think I've seen this movie before. Oh no, that was Sleeping with the Enemy with Julia Roberts.

    Canoeing hahahahahahahaha. I laugh everytime I think of that thread.
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