Andrea Edge

From horses point of view :::::
Its that time of year again where I review the resolutions I made on the 1st January 2012 and see how I have done. Here is the list:

I will NOT try to roll in streams when you are on my back. BROKEN.
I will NOT walk faster on the way home than I did on the way out. BROKEN.
I will NOT blow my nose on your new and expensive tweed. BROKEN.
I will NOT leave when you fall off. KEPT - the human DIDN'T FALL OFF ALL YEAR!!!
I will NOT try to scrounge snacks off every rambler within a 5 mile radius. BROKEN.
I will NOT chase the Smalls into the electric fence to see if it is on. OH COME ON, BROKEN GOOD AND PROPER.
I will promise NEVER to tip the wheelbarrow of manure over while you are mucking out. PAH. BROKEN.
I will NOT pull my new shoes off the very next day just to prove that I can. KEPT. I WENT A WHOLE 2 WEEKS.
I WILL forgive you for the very bad haircut, especially when you think it’s funny to write on me with the clippers. BROKEN *SULKS*
I accept that not every carrot is for me. HA. BROKEN.
I will NOT jump in the air and turn 180 degrees every time I see a ninja pheasant. BROKEN.
I will understand that bicycles are NOT carnivorous. BROKEN.
I will put my ears forward and co-operate when it comes to photos. DEFINITELY BROKEN (ask Aunty Bridget)
I promise NOT to think that stable mats are Frisbees. BROKEN.
I promise NOT to lean over my stable wall and eat anything and everything in sight, including headcollars, baler twine, grooming kit, rugs, buckets and small children. NEED YOU ASK????