As we await our horse-related gifts, supplements, etc., here's a word (rather, song) from a UPS driver to help get those packages delivered in a timely, safe manner:
Equus Keepus Brokus
I always think of this one
wish I could find the original though
I wasn't always a Smurf
Penmerryl's Sophie RIDSH
"I ain't as good as I once was but I'm as good once as I ever was"
The ignore list is my friend. It takes 2 to argue.