IMPORTANT: PSA for Pregnant COTHers and New Moms!!!!!!!!!!!!
Even the Smallest Bite from a Horse could be harmful to newborns. Public health advocates suggest that parents should avoid common mistakes like "loading a stroller with carrots and apples" and "soaking a baby in cider and dangling it in front of a horse":
The reaction I get when I tell people I'm still pregnant and still riding is similar to the one I'd get if I told them I put my son in a tub of apples and left him alone in a horse pasture. They talk like I'm about to spontaneously combust or get smited by the Lord. Rolling eyes......
send some of their smart literate deer who can read road signs up here since ours are just run of the mill dumb ones who get splatted all over creation because they won't stay in the woods