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  1. #521
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    Hmmm. Are Lex and Colin Farrell the same person? Has anyone ever seen them in the same room together???


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    The only problem with that theory is that Colin Farrel is 36, and Lex claims to have turned 31 a couple days ago according to his profile...


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    Ahh Ca y est!!! Je ne suis pas Belge et je detest les chevaux du demi sang Begle – je voulais dire Beleg – non!!!! Je voulais dire Belge – ahh le succès – j’arrive d’écrire le mot !

    Ou est le toilait ???? Trop de vin et pop-corn

    Bon vous COTHERs, alors puis ce qu'on raconte la vérité – suis Américaine et je vie dans la Nouvelle Mexique mais je parle Français courre ment car j’ai vécu la bas pendant 16 ans.

    Eiye – I must speak English.. I must speak English – sorry – the merlot

    WB stands for warm beer and not warm blood


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    Quote Originally Posted by Come Shine View Post
    Hmmm. Are Lex and Colin Farrell the same person? Has anyone ever seen them in the same room together???
    I haven't....
    Since I have never been in the same room with either....
    Quote Originally Posted by Mozart View Post
    Personally, I think the moderate use of shock collars in training humans should be allowed.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Superminion View Post
    Oh! Oh! Can I be a VS model if we're playing a game... DH has mucho lust for those ladies.

    I think that the only reason this thread hasn't been shut down yet is because the Powers that Be are also awaiting a peek of Lex's beefiness.
    Probably so..
    My dh likes to look at the VS model types, but he says too many angles and not enough curves give men bruises...He likes to cuddle with pillows, not nap pads, lol... I wonder if that is because he is wise or if he is just lying to cover his hind parts...
    http://community.webshots.com/album/548368465RfewoU[/url]

    She may not have changed the stars from their courses, but she loved a good man, and she rode good horses….author unknown


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    Quote Originally Posted by Gnalli View Post
    Probably so..
    My dh likes to look at the VS model types, but he says too many angles and not enough curves give men bruises...He likes to cuddle with pillows, not nap pads, lol... I wonder if that is because he is wise or if he is just lying to cover his hind parts...
    BWHAHAHA!!!! There goes my piaffe again and the cat with it... poor thing is going to lose all her hair. The dog gave chase this time, which means she's probably going to pee on something (probably the $200 evening gown I need for this weekend....) to express her annoyance.
    Quote Originally Posted by MistyBlue View Post
    I prefer them outside playing as opposed to standing in the barn aisle playing "I can crap more than you"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gnalli View Post
    Probably so..
    My dh likes to look at the VS model types, but he says too many angles and not enough curves give men bruises...He likes to cuddle with pillows, not nap pads, lol... I wonder if that is because he is wise or if he is just lying to cover his hind parts...
    I would guess you can take him to his word.
    That is what I have also heard, in two continents.
    There must be some truth to that.


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    OMG HAY U GUYZZZZ

    When I search for She Whose Pants May Or May Not Be But Probably Are On Fire's username, I get zilch. Am I doing it wrong, or did that person go POOF?!
    "I enjoy this motorcade and will recommend it to my niece."


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    I am going to have to invite Lex for dinner to meet my very eligible (and sane) DD. I want grandkids someday so that I can buy them ponies and she's not cooperating.

    Although unless he's skilled with a hockey stick, as pretty as a japanese rockstar, (have any of you SEEN these guys?) and displays some of the sociopathic tendencies of a serial killer, she probably won't even find him mildly interesting, let alone think of him as man beef.

    Top THAT for eccentric!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ybiaw View Post
    OMG HAY U GUYZZZZ

    When I search for She Whose Pants May Or May Not Be But Probably Are On Fire's username, I get zilch. Am I doing it wrong, or did that person go POOF?!

    You're doing it wrong.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Trevelyan96 View Post
    Top THAT for eccentric!
    I work in the Silicon Valley. She's not even in the top twenty percent for 'eccentric' by local standards.
    Quote Originally Posted by HuntrJumpr
    No matter what level of showing you're doing, you are required to have pants on.


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    Quote Originally Posted by JSwan View Post
    Lex looks almost exactly like Colin Farrell. I think that's the actor's name.

    He's also a good photographer.

    The COTH members I've been have all been the real deal - very nice people who are what they say they are. I've made several really good friends.

    see u at x has been very kind not to mention that when I invited her over for dinner, my dog spent the entire time under the table.

    Farting. Really bad ones, too. I was mortified.
    I still say that if JSwan likes someone, then that's good enough for me, though she thinks I'm a bit out of my mind to say such a thing. She is one of those people who I trust implicitly and has values and ethics that I very much admire.

    I have also told a few people in real life about dinner at JSwan's house. I'm not normally one to laugh at fart jokes (my mother was Protestant), but it was all pretty funny, mostly because JSwan kept apologizing and I kept saying it didn't matter, and then there was poor, sweet Homer looking so embarassed every time he stared up at us with those big, sad eyes! It would have been a great scene in a movie, I think.

    JSwan is also awesome because she let me ride her wonderful field hunter who is the most amazing and brilliant horse in the world. (Though don't tell my horses I said that, because it might hurt their feelings.) That horse is a SAINT and packed my happy and giddy ass around like he did it every. single. day. I'd never jumped a coop, a bounce, cantered poles, or jumped 2'6" until that day and believe me, I felt like a freakin' Olympian because of that horse. He's utterly fantastic and it was truly one of the greatest gifts that anyone has given me.
    "It is not necessary for you to let everyone know everything about you. In fact, it is probably wise that you don't. There are some things that you need only discuss with God."


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    Quote Originally Posted by meupatdoes View Post
    You're doing it wrong.
    Figures.
    "I enjoy this motorcade and will recommend it to my niece."



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    If you're doing it wrong, you might need to get out the canoeing manual.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ybiaw View Post
    OMG HAY U GUYZZZZ

    When I search for She Whose Pants May Or May Not Be But Probably Are On Fire's username, I get zilch. Am I doing it wrong, or did that person go POOF?!
    Quote Originally Posted by meupatdoes View Post
    You're doing it wrong.
    Quote Originally Posted by ybiaw View Post
    Figures.
    Took me hours to realise I was putting the aa in the wrong place.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Alagirl View Post
    OMG STOP - would you guys stop?? My boss keeps coming into the office to see why I'm laughing and I keep clicking the window off!!!! I swear I'm going to get fired from this thread


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    Quote Originally Posted by SmartAlex View Post
    Took me hours to realise I was putting the aa in the wrong place.
    ^^ This.
    "I enjoy this motorcade and will recommend it to my niece."



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    Quote Originally Posted by katarine View Post
    Now Bluey, are you really truly qualified to tell me to take it easy??

    Thanks- I am- back to work Monday. Got another steroid shot today and I'm puttering on the sofa again. Or is it putering???
    Not qualified other than been there, done that.
    A course of prednisone, add Zythromax or whatever is at hand and give it some time.
    If not taken good care and coming back slowly, repeats are common.

    I keep that at home, because I am too far to go to town once I am that sick anyway, especially in a blizzard.
    I only had to use that once and once is enough, as I am sure you are finding out.
    Almost lost a friend last winter with pneumonia, it sneaks up on you.
    You go in short time from feeling a bit low to deathly sick.



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    Quote Originally Posted by belgianWBLuver View Post
    OMG STOP - would you guys stop?? My boss keeps coming into the office to see why I'm laughing and I keep clicking the window off!!!! I swear I'm going to get fired from this thread
    Put in earphones. Say you're listening to a comedy album. Problem solved.
    "I enjoy this motorcade and will recommend it to my niece."


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    Quote Originally Posted by ybiaw View Post
    Put in earphones. Say you're listening to a comedy album. Problem solved.
    That's clever. I'll remember that one for future reference!
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